Chords for Jack Off Jill - My Cat

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_ _ _ _ _ My cat, _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ [N] cool [A]
cat, _ _ [E] _ _ [A] good cat, _ _ _ [E] _ [A] pussy cat!
When I [E] see him [Eb] [Dm] walking, _ [A] _
makes no [E] sense to [Eb] [D] me.
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My cat is [Eb] [Dm] everywhere, _ [A]
we watch him [Em] on [Eb] TV.
[D] _ _ [A] _
My [E] cat is [Eb] [Dm] amazing, [A] _ _
we've seen him on TV.
My cat is amazing, he can play [E] the [Eb] guitar.
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He may not [E] be [Eb] an [D] actor, [A] but he's a pussy [E] super [Eb] [D] cool _ [A] _
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[A] _ _ _ [E] _ [Eb] _ [D] _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [E] _ [Eb] _ [A] _ cat!
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[A] _ _ [E] My cat [Eb] is [D] everywhere, [A] _
he's what [E] he [Eb] can be.
[D] _
[A] He may not [E] be [Eb] an actor, [D] _ [A] _
he acts [E] _ [Eb] _ [D] atrociously. _
[A] _ My [E] cat [Eb] is amazing, _
[A] he [E] can play [Eb] the guitar.
[D] _ _
[A] He may not [E] be an [Eb] [D] actor, [A] but he's a pussy [E] super [Eb] cool [D] _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ [D] _ _ [E] [Eb] cat!
[D] My cat [E] is a [D] viper and he [E] thinks he's so funny.
[D] He isn't [E] very [D] good, he [Ebm] isn't very [D] smart.
He may [E] not be an actor, [D] but he's a [E] good cat. _
[D] _ [F] I hate him [Em] as much [B] as I [Am] hate you.
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_ _ _ [E] _ _ [F] My cat, [A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ cool cat, _ _ _ _ good [Am] cat, _ _ _ [E] _ pussy cat!
[A] When I [E] see him [Eb] [D] walking, _ [A] _
makes no [E] sense [Eb] to [D] me. _ _
[A] My [E] cat [Eb] is [D] everywhere, [A] we watch him [E] on [Eb] TV.
[D] _ _
[A] _ _ [E] My cat [Eb] is [D] amazing, _
[A] he can [E] play the [Eb] guitar.
[D] _
[A] He may not [E] be [Eb] an [Dm] actor, [A] but he's a pussy [E] [Eb] super _ [D] cool cat!
_ [Em] He's [Eb] crazy, [D] he's actually [E] a man.
[D] My [E] cat learns [D] the bible and he thinks he's [Em] so [Eb] funny.
[D] He isn't [E] very good, [D] he isn't [E] very [D] smart.
He may not [Eb] be an [D] actor, but he's a [Eb] well [D] done cat. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ My cat is handsome, _ _ he can play the guitar. _
He can ride my [E] horse in seven _ places. _ _ _ _ _
He can eat a whole _ watermelon.
_ _ _ _ I [A] _ _
can't stop [Ab] him! _ _ _ _
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