Chords for Jackass - If You're Gonna Be Dumb - Roger Alan Wade

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[C#] _ [D] _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _
If you're [G] gonna be dumb, you gotta be [C] tough.
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When you get knocked down, you gotta [G] get back up. _ _
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but [C] I know enough to know. _
[D] If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta [G] be tough. _ _
I lit my brain with [C] rotgut whiskey, _ _
[D] _ till my pain was [G] chicken fry. _ _
And I had dudes with [C] badges frisk me, _
[D] _ teach me how to swallow [G] pride. _ _
I took advice no [C] fool would take. _ _
[D] I got some habits [G] I can't shake. _ _
I ain't the sharpest knife in the [C] drawer, but I know enough to know.
[D] If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be [G] tough. _ _
[E] If you're gonna be dumb, [C] you gotta be tough. _ _
[D] When you get knocked down, you gotta [G] get back up. _ _
That's the way it is in [C] life and love. _ _
[D] If you're gonna be dumb, [G] you gotta be tough. _ _
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[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
I've been up and down and [C] down and out. _ _
[D] _ I've been left and [G] right and wrong. _ _
Well, I walked the walk and I [C] run my mouth. _ _
[D] Been on that short end [G] for too long. _ _
But if they gave medals for [C] honky-tonk wars, _ _
[D] hell, I'd keep mine in my [G] chest or drawers _ _
with my IRS bills and [C] divorce papers and all that stuff. _
[D] If you're gonna be dumb, you [G] gotta be tough. _ _
[C] If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough. _ _
[D] When you get knocked down, you gotta get [G] back up. _ _
I ain't the sharpest knife in the [C] drawer, but I know enough to [D] know.
If you're gonna be dumb, you [G] gotta be tough. _ _
[D] If you're gonna be dumb, you [C] gotta be tough. _ _
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