Chords for Jake Thackray - The Bull

_ [Em] _ [Dbm] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _
On my [Ab] farm, the bull is the king of the yard.
He's big and bad and fast, [B] he's [Abm] strong, he's
hard. _ _ _
_ All my other [Gb] animals would [Ab] readily concur [G] that he is the one you [B] salute, he's the one
you call [G] sir.
_ [Ab] _
But my hens, a noisy flighty flock, led of [A] course by [B] my [Dbm] unsubmissive cock. _ _ _ _
_ _ [Ab] Whenever his [Db] majesty [Gb] the bull [Ab] importantly goes by, [Gb] they dance along behind him and they
[D] [Gm] cry, [E] beware of the bull.
[Am] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ He [E] is the boss, he is because he's [A] big and we are small.
But
the bigger the bull, the [D] bigger the bulls.
The [E] bigger the bull, the bigger and quicker
and thicker the bull, shite balls.
[Dbm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] [Ab] Beware of the bull, the dancing cock is right.
Beware
of whoever [Db] looks down upon [Dbm] you from a height. _ _ _
_ _ _ [Ab] Beware of his honour, his [Gb] excellence, his
[Ab] grace, his [G] worshipful.
Beware of his highness [Gb] because of [D] the bull. _
_ [A] For if [Ab] the [Gb] boss, the
chief, [Ab] the chap, _ [Gb] should [Ab] let a single [B] lump of [Dbm] club, shrub, drop, _ _ _ the greater the weight
and the [Ab] height he is, the harder it will go [G] with a grander [Gb] splat on the [E] bleeders [G] below.
[E] Beware of the bull, _ _ _ _ the bull, the bull is the biggest of all.
He is the boss, he is
because he's big and we are small.
But the bigger the bull, the _ [D] bigger the bulls.
The
bigger [E] the bull, the bigger and quicker and thicker the bull, [A] shite balls.
[Ab] _
_ _ _ _ _ _
The hero [Gb] arrives,
we hoist [Ab] him shoulder high.
He's good [A] and wise and strong, [B] he's [Dbm] brave, he's _ shy.
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
[Gb] Up
to the microphone, to [E] the dial.
_ [Ab] Then down it comes, [Gb] slick slithery butt.
If you [Ab] must
put people on [B] pedestals, [Dbm] wear a big hat. _ _
_ _ _ The tongue he's got is pure gold, the [Ab] breast is
pure brass.
[G] The feet are pure clay and watch [E] out for the arse.
Beware of the bull, _ _ _ _ _ the
bull, the bull is the biggest of all.
He is the boss, he is because he's [A] big and we are
small.
But the bigger the bull, the [D] bigger the bulls.
The bigger the [E] bull, the bigger
and quicker and thicker the bull, shite balls.
[Dbm] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
_ At long last, the revolution comes and in
no time [A] at all we're [B] erecting [Dbm] podiums. _ _
_ _ _ [Ab] _ Comrades with [Gb] chests of medals [Ab] by the balcony fold
[G] after the red [B] flag, the [E] galloping [D] bull.
_ [Ab] The saviour came, especially from on high, to
face up to the [B] punters eye [Abm] to eye. _
_ _ _ _ No sooner is he dead and gone, this [Ab] blessed pulpits
fall, [G] bestride the holy [B] land, behold.
[G] _
_ [Ab] [E] Beware of the bull, _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [E] _
the bull, he is [A] because he's big
and we are small.
Because the bull, _ [D] bigger the _ _ [E]
bull. _ _ _ _ _
[Dbm] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Ab] These well-known men, so over [Abm] glorified,
does one of them hear [B] his name on [Dbm] the poster outside? _
_ _ _ [A] And [Ab] he's up hill, I guess, and you
are all down there.
[G] Remember, his cock and his bull are [E] not a [Gb]
beware.
[Ab] For when they've
done, we clap, we cheer, we roar, for he is a jolly good [B] fellow, Uncle [Abm] Mo Mo. _ _
_ _ _ How [Ab] glorious
it would be if before these boggers break, [G] we all stood [Gb] up together and [E] solemnly [D]
sang,
[Abm] beware of [Em] the bull, _ _ _ _ the bull, the bull is [Bm] the biggest of all.
[E] _
He is the boss, he is
because [A] he's big and we are small.
But the bigger the bull, bigger the bull, [D] bigger the
bulls.
[E] The bigger the bull, the bigger and quicker and the bigger and quicker and thicker
and the bigger and quicker and thicker and slicker the bull, [A] shite falls.
_ _ _ [Bb] _