Chords for Jalapeños (Rowdy Version)
Tempo:
91 bpm
Chords used:
A
E
D
B
Ab
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[E] [A]
[E] Okay, listen up, we're going to tell you just how screwed [A] up everything is.
Well, [E] I loaded up my pickup [A] truck this morning, going [E] out to chase down them dollars [A] and them cents.
No, [D] I ain't busting my hump to [A] feed my family.
I'm [B] buying health care for illegal [E] immigrants.
[D] Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries.
[E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow.
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
[E] [A]
Let's [E] have a beer and piss and moan about [A] this country.
[E] Think back on good times when [A] it was strong.
Back [D] when the terrorists didn't have more [A] rights than we do.
And [B] it was our God-given right to [E] say that's wrong.
[D] Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries.
[E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow.
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
[A]
[E] [A]
[E] [A]
[E] Now, Chelsea Clinton was talking to [A] a soldier just returning from Afghanistan.
[E] She said it must have been scary, all the guns [A] and war and real-life [B] drama.
He said, [D] darling, there's only three things we worry [A] about on the front lines.
And [B] that's Osama, Obama [E] and your mama.
[D] Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries.
[E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow.
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and [Ab] burn your ass [Abm] tomorrow.
[Gbm] Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries.
[E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow.
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [D] ass tomorrow.
Life ain't [A] nothing like a bowl of cherries.
[E] There's too little laughter and too much sorrow.
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
[N]
[E] Okay, listen up, we're going to tell you just how screwed [A] up everything is.
Well, [E] I loaded up my pickup [A] truck this morning, going [E] out to chase down them dollars [A] and them cents.
No, [D] I ain't busting my hump to [A] feed my family.
I'm [B] buying health care for illegal [E] immigrants.
[D] Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries.
[E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow.
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
[E] [A]
Let's [E] have a beer and piss and moan about [A] this country.
[E] Think back on good times when [A] it was strong.
Back [D] when the terrorists didn't have more [A] rights than we do.
And [B] it was our God-given right to [E] say that's wrong.
[D] Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries.
[E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow.
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
[A]
[E] [A]
[E] [A]
[E] Now, Chelsea Clinton was talking to [A] a soldier just returning from Afghanistan.
[E] She said it must have been scary, all the guns [A] and war and real-life [B] drama.
He said, [D] darling, there's only three things we worry [A] about on the front lines.
And [B] that's Osama, Obama [E] and your mama.
[D] Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries.
[E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow.
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and [Ab] burn your ass [Abm] tomorrow.
[Gbm] Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries.
[E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow.
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [D] ass tomorrow.
Life ain't [A] nothing like a bowl of cherries.
[E] There's too little laughter and too much sorrow.
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
[N]
Key:
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Ab
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_ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[E] Okay, listen up, we're going to tell you just how screwed [A] up everything is.
Well, [E] I loaded up my pickup [A] truck this morning, going [E] out to chase down them dollars [A] and them cents.
No, [D] I ain't busting my hump to [A] feed my family.
I'm [B] buying health care for illegal [E] immigrants. _
_ [D] Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries. _
_ [E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow. _
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow. _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
Let's [E] have a beer and piss and moan about [A] this country. _
_ [E] Think back on good times when [A] it was strong.
Back [D] when the terrorists didn't have more [A] rights than we do.
And [B] it was our God-given right to [E] say that's wrong. _
_ [D] Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries. _
_ [E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow. _
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
[A] _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[E] Now, Chelsea Clinton was talking to [A] a soldier just returning from Afghanistan.
[E] She said it must have been scary, all the guns [A] and war and real-life [B] drama.
He said, [D] darling, there's only three things we worry [A] about on the front lines.
And [B] that's Osama, Obama [E] and your mama. _
_ [D] Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries. _
_ [E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow. _
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and [Ab] burn your ass [Abm] tomorrow. _
[Gbm] _ Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries. _
_ [E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow. _
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [D] ass tomorrow.
Life ain't [A] nothing like a bowl of cherries.
_ _ [E] There's too little laughter and too much sorrow.
_ [D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
[E] Okay, listen up, we're going to tell you just how screwed [A] up everything is.
Well, [E] I loaded up my pickup [A] truck this morning, going [E] out to chase down them dollars [A] and them cents.
No, [D] I ain't busting my hump to [A] feed my family.
I'm [B] buying health care for illegal [E] immigrants. _
_ [D] Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries. _
_ [E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow. _
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow. _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
Let's [E] have a beer and piss and moan about [A] this country. _
_ [E] Think back on good times when [A] it was strong.
Back [D] when the terrorists didn't have more [A] rights than we do.
And [B] it was our God-given right to [E] say that's wrong. _
_ [D] Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries. _
_ [E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow. _
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow.
[A] _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[E] Now, Chelsea Clinton was talking to [A] a soldier just returning from Afghanistan.
[E] She said it must have been scary, all the guns [A] and war and real-life [B] drama.
He said, [D] darling, there's only three things we worry [A] about on the front lines.
And [B] that's Osama, Obama [E] and your mama. _
_ [D] Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries. _
_ [E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow. _
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and [Ab] burn your ass [Abm] tomorrow. _
[Gbm] _ Life ain't nothing like a [A] bowl of cherries. _
_ [E] There's too little laughter and [A] too much sorrow. _
[D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [D] ass tomorrow.
Life ain't [A] nothing like a bowl of cherries.
_ _ [E] There's too little laughter and too much sorrow.
_ [D] It's more like a jar of [A] jalapeno.
Cause [E] what you do and say today, don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your [A] ass tomorrow. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _