Chords for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Kick Some Ass
Tempo:
95.6 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
F#
B
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Well boys, you're rich, in love, [D] you're in love.
[F#] Top it off, [E] you got your own monkey.
What more could two guys from Jersey possibly want?
Well to [C] have these fucks stop talking [B] shit about us on the internet for starters.
What have I been telling you?
There's not much you can do to stop that.
[D] Well, short of showing up at all their houses and beating the shit out of them [C] I guess.
[B]
[D#m]
[F#] You know with [D] all the money we're making man, we could buy a lot of plane [F#] tickets.
How many people want a kick so [D] ass?
[G]
Did you post as [F#] Magnolia Fan on moviepoopshoot.com?
[G] Yeah.
Did you write, [A] fuck [D] Jay and Silent [B] Bob, fuck them and their [D] stupid asses?
Yeah, a while ago.
So?
How many people want a kick so ass?
I do, I do.
How many people are sick of holding their [G] asses?
[D] On moviepoopshoot.com, did you say Jay [G] and Silent Bob are quote [D] fucking clown shoes?
And if they were real I'd kick [G] the shit out of them for being so stupid?
[D] Yeah.
Really?
[G]
[D] [G]
[D] How many people want a kick so [G] ass?
[E] How many people want a [D] kick so ass?
What you gonna do when you sick of holding it back?
That's right, that's it.
[C#] Uh huh.
Right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Right.
Right.
I
[F#] Top it off, [E] you got your own monkey.
What more could two guys from Jersey possibly want?
Well to [C] have these fucks stop talking [B] shit about us on the internet for starters.
What have I been telling you?
There's not much you can do to stop that.
[D] Well, short of showing up at all their houses and beating the shit out of them [C] I guess.
[B]
[D#m]
[F#] You know with [D] all the money we're making man, we could buy a lot of plane [F#] tickets.
How many people want a kick so [D] ass?
[G]
Did you post as [F#] Magnolia Fan on moviepoopshoot.com?
[G] Yeah.
Did you write, [A] fuck [D] Jay and Silent [B] Bob, fuck them and their [D] stupid asses?
Yeah, a while ago.
So?
How many people want a kick so ass?
I do, I do.
How many people are sick of holding their [G] asses?
[D] On moviepoopshoot.com, did you say Jay [G] and Silent Bob are quote [D] fucking clown shoes?
And if they were real I'd kick [G] the shit out of them for being so stupid?
[D] Yeah.
Really?
[G]
[D] [G]
[D] How many people want a kick so [G] ass?
[E] How many people want a [D] kick so ass?
What you gonna do when you sick of holding it back?
That's right, that's it.
[C#] Uh huh.
Right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Right.
Right.
I
Key:
D
G
F#
B
E
D
G
F#
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Well boys, you're rich, in love, [D] you're in love.
[F#] Top it off, [E] you got your own monkey.
What more could two guys from Jersey possibly want?
Well to [C] have these fucks stop talking [B] shit about us on the internet for starters.
What have I been telling you?
There's not much you can do to stop that.
[D] Well, short of showing up at all their houses and beating the shit out of them [C] I guess.
_ [B] _ _
_ [D#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#] You know with [D] all the money we're making man, we could buy a lot of plane [F#] tickets.
How many people want a kick so [D] ass?
_ _ _ [G] _ _
_ Did you post as [F#] Magnolia Fan on moviepoopshoot.com?
[G] Yeah.
Did you write, [A] fuck [D] Jay and Silent [B] Bob, fuck them and their [D] stupid asses?
Yeah, a while ago.
So?
How many people want a kick so ass?
I do, I do.
How many people are sick of holding their [G] asses? _
_ [D] On moviepoopshoot.com, did you say Jay [G] and Silent Bob are quote [D] fucking clown shoes?
And if they were real I'd kick [G] the shit out of them for being so stupid?
[D] Yeah.
Really?
_ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [D] How many people want a kick so [G] ass? _
_ _ [E] How many people want a [D] kick so ass?
What you gonna do when you sick of holding it back?
That's right, that's it.
[C#] Uh huh.
_ Right.
_ That's right.
_ That's right.
_ _ That's right.
_ _ Right.
_ Right.
I
_ _ _ _ _ _ Well boys, you're rich, in love, [D] you're in love.
[F#] Top it off, [E] you got your own monkey.
What more could two guys from Jersey possibly want?
Well to [C] have these fucks stop talking [B] shit about us on the internet for starters.
What have I been telling you?
There's not much you can do to stop that.
[D] Well, short of showing up at all their houses and beating the shit out of them [C] I guess.
_ [B] _ _
_ [D#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#] You know with [D] all the money we're making man, we could buy a lot of plane [F#] tickets.
How many people want a kick so [D] ass?
_ _ _ [G] _ _
_ Did you post as [F#] Magnolia Fan on moviepoopshoot.com?
[G] Yeah.
Did you write, [A] fuck [D] Jay and Silent [B] Bob, fuck them and their [D] stupid asses?
Yeah, a while ago.
So?
How many people want a kick so ass?
I do, I do.
How many people are sick of holding their [G] asses? _
_ [D] On moviepoopshoot.com, did you say Jay [G] and Silent Bob are quote [D] fucking clown shoes?
And if they were real I'd kick [G] the shit out of them for being so stupid?
[D] Yeah.
Really?
_ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [D] How many people want a kick so [G] ass? _
_ _ [E] How many people want a [D] kick so ass?
What you gonna do when you sick of holding it back?
That's right, that's it.
[C#] Uh huh.
_ Right.
_ That's right.
_ That's right.
_ _ That's right.
_ _ Right.
_ Right.
I