Jazz on the Autobahn Chords by The Felice Brothers

_ _ [E] The sheriff disappeared _
drove _ _ in a doomed _ [G] Corvette
_ [Eb] Helen was in passenger seat eating melon and spinning out the seeds feel happy [D] to be alone
But still turning [Bm] a saxophone
Call the stone
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_ _ _ _ [D] Tornado with [G] human eyes
_ _ Poisoned bird bass [Eb] and torrents of chemical rain like the head of state [E] hyperventilating [D] clouds of methane
_ [G] _ _ Sundown [D] on the human heart
[G] And _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ this is what the [D] apocalypse will sound like
[G] But it'll be loud as [D] a mushroom cloud
_ [G] _ It'll sound like [D] Final Jeopardy
But somehow be ghostly [G] like a glockenspiel like the testing of [D] bombs or the tapping of stiletto [G] heels
It'll sound [D] like Jack
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_ _ [G] _ _ Jack Sound [D] like Jack [G] Jack Jack
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_ _ _ [G] Sheriff _ [D] _ _ _ disagreed
[G] Try to make a [D] distinction between death and extinction
[G] _ They [Ab] stopped off at a place called hamburger heaven to grab a bite
[G] But Helen had no appetite.
She just [D] drank a 7-up while the sheriff [Eb] tapped his coffee cup to a distant beat
I [D] know right
_ _ _ _ _ It _
[Gm] _ _ _ _ won't look [D] like a low fresco man I don't think so
There'll be no [Dm] angels with swords man I don't think so
[Gm] No jiggling beings in the sky above [Dm] man I don't think so
[D] And it won't look like [G] those old movies neither
[D] _ [Gm] There'll be no drag [D] racing with a low-budget car
And bombed out streets neither
[G] No shareholders [D] orbiting the earth man [G] neither
It'll be hard to [D] recognize each other through our oxygen [G] masks
The successful sons of [D] physics
And the deaths on fire
While our [Gm] five-star generals of the free [D] world keep in the oil-choked tide
_ [G] It won't [D] sound like Jack Jack [G] Jack
Jack [D] Jack Jack Jack Jack
_ _ [G] It won't sound [D] like jazz, jazz, [G] jazz, jazz, [D] jazz on the auto.
_ _ [G] They agreed [D] to disagree.
_ _ _ _ [Ab] They zoomed off in [D] a doomed Corvette.
[G] _ _ Sheriff [D] couldn't recall feeling this way his entire [Eb] life as he drove through the [D] principality
to run reality on the run with [Eb] somebody else's wife.
[Ab] The [D] heiress of Texas over.
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What is freedom?
He [G] thought to be [D] empty of desire _ [G] _ to find everything I've [D] lost or I've been in search of or to
[G] return to the things to which [D] there's no more return.
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