Chords for JD Sumner Record Pitch

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We got some records that unless you have to go to the restroom, sit down.
If you got to go and go on, that can't wait.
Well, I didn't mean to do that.
[D] We all got our own way.
[C#]
We [A#] have records and we [C#] have tapes.
And they've always been the same price, but tonight they ain't the same price.
And I will humbly take a few seconds of your time and tell you why they ain't the same price.
[D] We [C#] got some records and tapes.
[N] Record companies quit making 8-tracks three years ago.
You cannot buy no 8-tracks no more.
And now they are going to quit making records.
They're going to these discs and cassette tapes.
When I heard our record company wasn't going to make no more records, I knew where the warehouse was.
I picked up a pick about 2 o'clock one morning.
Went over there and stole a bunch of that.
So we can offer you a real deal on our records.
Because we have very little capacity.
You can buy one of our records, one record, for $5.
You can buy four records for $10.
Listen closely.
You cannot buy two records [C] for $5 just because you can buy four for $10.
You can only get one [C#] for $5.
But [D] you can get four for $10.
You say that don't make sense.
Well, it certainly does to us.
Because we [C#] desire to sell you four records.
[G] Our cassette [C#] tapes is $8 each.
Or you can get four of them for $20.
We have two records that we had to pay for.
And you cannot [C] get those on that special.
But if you want them, [C#] they're also $8.
Or you can get them along with some of your tapes.
[N] Mix them up and get four for $20.
Glad to have you.
[C] Don't hurt yourself.
Come back anytime.
This is a song book.
The reason it is is because it's got songs in it.
The price of it is $5.
And I know you're saying, I don't [N] know what you're saying.
You're saying I could care less about you and your song book.
Because I don't want no song book.
I don't need no song book because I can't sing it.
You're right.
But if you buy your song book and take it everywhere you go, people will thank you for saying it.
[D#] I wouldn't dare [C] leave home without my song book.
[C#]
So you can use the song book tonight.
No, laying all seriousness aside,
you need some gospel records in your [C] home.
[B] You need some gospel cassettes in your automobile.
I do not listen to the radio.
I got one.
It's my pick up.
I don't cut it on.
I don't listen to music.
[G#] By the time I hear us for an hour and a half every night, I'm sick of it.
I got me one of them stereo [C#] motors in my automobile.
[N] And it's a big one.
It's got four speakers.
It costs more than mine.
I'm going to build it.
I got me some of them Masters 5 tapes.
Me and my lovely wife started going on a trip someplace.
Give me one of them tapes.
Slip it in that little hole up there in the dashboard.
Cut that jewel.
It's open and you can't hear nothing [B] she says.
Can't [Cm] tell me how her tapes ain't right.
No, [C] laying home.
People misread me.
[B] Cut up a lot.
[C#] Did not [N] steal no records.
I don't.
[C#] Brother Hobe come up.
[G] [B] I got you a band.
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_ We got some records that unless you have to go to the restroom, sit down.
_ If you got to go and go on, that can't wait. _
_ Well, I didn't mean to do that.
[D] We all got our own way.
[C#] _
_ We [A#] have records and we [C#] have tapes.
And they've always been the same price, but tonight they ain't the same price.
And I will humbly take a few seconds of your time and tell you why they ain't the same price. _
_ _ [D] _ We [C#] got some records and tapes. _
[N] _ _ Record companies quit making 8-tracks three years ago.
You cannot buy no 8-tracks no more.
And now they are going to quit making records.
They're going to these discs and cassette tapes.
When I heard our record company wasn't going to make no more records, I knew where the warehouse was.
I picked up a pick about 2 o'clock one morning.
Went over there and stole a bunch of that.
_ So we can offer you a real deal on our records.
Because we have very little capacity.
_ _ You can buy one of our records, one record, for $5.
_ You can buy four records for $10.
_ Listen closely. _
You cannot buy two records [C] for $5 just because you can buy four for $10.
You can only get one [C#] for $5.
But [D] you can get four for $10.
You say that don't make sense.
Well, it certainly does to us.
_ Because we [C#] desire to sell you four records.
_ [G] Our cassette [C#] tapes is $8 each.
Or you can get four of them for $20.
We have two records that we had to pay for. _
And you cannot [C] get those on that special.
But if you want them, [C#] they're also $8.
Or you can get them along with some of your tapes.
[N] Mix them up and get four for $20.
Glad to have you.
[C] Don't hurt yourself.
Come back anytime. _
_ _ _ This is a song book.
The reason it is is because it's got songs in it.
The price of it is $5.
And I know you're saying, I don't [N] know what you're saying. _
_ _ _ You're saying I could care less about you and your song book.
Because I don't want no song book.
I don't need no song book because I can't sing it.
You're right.
But if you buy your song book and take it everywhere you go, people will thank you for saying it. _
[D#] I wouldn't dare [C] leave home without my song book.
[C#] _
So you can use the song book tonight.
No, laying all seriousness aside,
you need some gospel records in your [C] home. _
[B] You need some gospel cassettes in your automobile.
I do not listen to the radio.
I got one.
It's my pick up.
I don't cut it on.
I don't listen to music.
[G#] By the time I hear us for an hour and a half every night, I'm sick of it.
_ I got me one of them stereo [C#] motors in my automobile.
[N] And it's a big one.
It's got four speakers.
It costs more than mine.
I'm going to build it.
I got me some of them Masters 5 tapes.
Me and my lovely wife started going on a trip someplace.
Give me one of them tapes.
Slip it in that little hole up there in the dashboard.
Cut that jewel.
_ It's open and you can't hear nothing [B] she says.
_ _ Can't [Cm] tell me how her tapes ain't right. _
No, [C] laying home.
_ _ People misread me.
_ [B] Cut up a lot.
_ [C#] Did not [N] steal no records.
_ I don't. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C#] Brother Hobe come up.
[G] _ _ [B] I got you a band. _ _