Chords for Jeff Bates - Long Slow Kisses

_ _ [B] _ _ [D#m] _ [C#] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ So me and my wife were _ _ _ buying groceries the other day in Crowbrook.
_ _ _ _ [D#m] [C#] And there was this lady who came running up to me and she says,
I know who you are!
Get your act together. _
And I said, [B] yes ma'am I am.
Sorry about that.
And she said, no I [F#] just can't believe you're out here buying your [C#m] own groceries.
And I'm like, what?
_ _ [F] _ She said, I love your [B] music.
And I'm like, my goodness I love your music [C#] so much.
And she turned and looked at my wife and she said, I love the [C#] way you talk.
_ _ _ And Kelly said, _ she _ _ _ told Kelly, she said, don't you just love the way he talks? _
And Kelly looked at her really deaf then and said, I'm so sick of hearing [C] that man talk.
_ _ [C#] _ _ _
So I leaned over to Kelly and I kissed her on the cheek.
_ And I flicked her hair back.
I put my lips against her ear. _
And I said, if you ever say that to another person, _ _ _
_ I ain't coming to the [B] grocery store with you no more. _
[C#] _ _ _ _ Ask me what I said. _
_ _ I [B] said, [C#] hey baby, _
_ _ _ _ [F#] What [C#] I'm doing home so soon, no I [B] ain't [C#] sick.
It's just this morning when you told me you didn't feel [B] special.
That broke [C#] my heart.
_ [B] So I [F#] had to turn [C#] around and come back.
And [B] tell you what I'm going [F#] to do about it.
I'm going to light the [B] bedroom candles. _
[C#] _ Take the phone [F#] out of the _ wall.
We can lay around and [B] talk for hours. _
[C#] Or maybe we won't [F#] talk at all. _
I'm sure we'll [B] resurrect the love that slipped [C#] away from us.
And the man [D#m] you've been missing. _
_ _ Starting [B] with some _ home.
[C#] Oh, _ _ [B] yes it [F#] is.
_ _ _ _ _ Kelly turned [C#] around and she looked at me and she says,
This is my breath. _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ Well, I just want to let [C#m] you know how ashamed I am.
[B] _ Making you feel [C#] that way.
I'm [B] so sorry.
[C#m] Well, I've just been spending too much [C#] time making a living.
Too [A#] little on making love.
[C#] From this moment on, you'll always know [B] where you stand.
[F#] _ I'm going to light [B] the bedroom candles. _
[C#] _ Take the phone [F#] out of the wall.
We can lay around [B] and talk for hours. _
[C#] Or maybe we won't [F#] talk at all. _
I'm sure we'll [B] resurrect the love that slipped [C#] away from us.
And the man [D#m] you've been missing. _ _
_ _ Starting with [B] some home. _ _
_ _ _ Oh, yes it is.
[F#] _ _ I know you all know the words to this song probably better [C#] than I do.
_ _ [F#] So if you've got somebody really [F#] special with you tonight,
who's a member of the [B] Office of Sexuality,
_ [C#] _
_ feel [C#] free to turn around and sing it to them.
_ All I ask [B] is that you sing it loud and
[C#] _
_ [F#] Southern United States proud.
Are you all ready? _
Wait [B] a minute, are you ready?
_ [D] _ Everybody in the back going to sing too?
_ _ Both of you, yeah.
[D#] _
_ One, two, I'm going to tell you what.
[B] _ So are you [C#] ready to sing it now?
All right, let's go, y'all. _ _
[F#] I'm going to light the bedroom [B] candles. _
[C#] _ I'm going to make the bed.
[F#] _ _ _ _
_ And lay around and talk [B] for hours. _
[C#] _ Or maybe we won't talk at _ _
[F#] all.
I'm going to [B] resurrect the love. _ _
[C#] _ And the [D#m] man you've been missing. _
_ _ Starting [B] with some home.
[C#] Oh, _ _ [B] _ yes it is.
[F#] _ Because what really matters most,
you and [C#] me this close,
we [D#m] claim no _ distance.
_ Sharing [B] some _ _ [C#] long,
true,
_ _ [B] _ some [C#] long,
true. _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
Kiss.
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ _
[D#m] _ _ _ [C#] Give yourselves a big round of applause if you [C#] want.
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _