Chords for Jeremy Irons - Why can't the English learn to speak?

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Jeremy Irons - Why can't the English learn to speak? chords
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[D] Look at her, a prisoner [G] of the gutters, condemned [D] by every syllable [Eb] she utters.
[G] By right she should be taken out and [D] hung [G] for the cold-blooded murder of the English tongue.
[B] [G]
[E] Heavens, what a noise.
This is what the British [D] population
[Db] calls an elementary [B] education.
[Eb] [Ebm] [F]
Hear them down in Soho Square, dropping H's everywhere, speaking English any [C] way they like.
[Db] You, sir, [Gm] did you go to [Abm] school?
What did you [C] take me [G] for, a fool?
No one [F] taught him taking, some tyke.
Hear a Yorkshireman or worse, hear [A] a Cornishman.
[Bb] I'd rather hear a choir.
[Eb]
[E] [Eb] [C] She begins [G] cackling in her [Bb] barn, just like this one.
[G] [D] Gah!
Gah.
[G] I ask you, sir, what sort of word is that?
[C] It's ow and gah [Db] that keep her in [C] her place, not her wretched [Db] clothes [C] and dirty face.
[F] Why can't [C] the English teach their children how to speak?
[F] This [C] verbal class distinction [F] by now should be antique.
If you spoke Ishida, [Gm] sir, it's there on the way you do.
[Db] [F] Why, you might [C] be selling [F] flowers too.
[E] An Englishman's way [F] of [Em] speaking absolutely [Ab] classifies him.
[G] The moment he speaks, he makes some [C] other Englishman despise [F] him.
If he [Bb] speaks proper English, you're regarded [Gm] as a freak.
[F]
Why [C] can't the [Gm] English learn [C] to [G]
set a good [D] example to people whose English is painful to your ears?
[Cm] [Em] The Scots and the Irish need you [D] close to tears.
[E] There [D] even are [Bm] places where English completely [E] disappears.
In America, they haven't used it for years.
[C]
Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?
Norwegians learn Norwegian, [F] the Greeks are taught their Greek.
In France, every [A] Frenchman [Gm] knows his language from A to Z.
[G] The French never care for what they do, actually, as long as they pronounce it [Dm] properly.
[E] [Dm] [G] Arabians [Am] learn [Em] Arabian with the speed of [Ab] summer lightning.
[G] The Hebrews learn it backwards, [C] which is absolutely frightening.
[F] If you [Gm] spoke proper English, you're regarded as a freak.
[F] Oh, why [C]
can't the [F] [C]
English learn [Dm] to speak?
[Ab] [F] [G]
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To learn Kiri Te Kanawa - Overture...Why Cant The English chords, grasp the musical fabric of the song with this sequence - Gm, Db, F, C, F, Gm and F of chords. For best results, commence at 71 BPM and progress to the song's BPM of 143. Align the capo with your vocal depth and chord choice, bearing in mind the song's original key: F Major.

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_ [D] Look at her, a prisoner [G] of the gutters, _ condemned [D] by every syllable [Eb] she utters.
[G] By right she should be taken out and [D] hung _ [G] for the cold-blooded murder of the English tongue. _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[E] _ Heavens, what a noise.
_ _ This is what the British [D] population _ _ _
[Db] _ calls an elementary _ [B] education.
_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ Hear them down in Soho Square, dropping H's everywhere, speaking English any [C] way they like.
_ [Db] You, sir, [Gm] did you go to [Abm] school?
What did you [C] take me [G] for, a fool?
No one [F] taught him taking, some tyke.
_ _ Hear a Yorkshireman or worse, hear [A] a Cornishman.
[Bb] _ I'd rather hear a choir.
[Eb] _
_ [E] _ [Eb] _ [C] She begins [G] cackling in her [Bb] barn, just like this one.
[G] _ [D] Gah!
_ _ Gah.
[G] I ask you, sir, what sort of word is that?
_ _ [C] It's ow and gah [Db] that keep her in [C] her place, _ _ _ _ not her wretched [Db] clothes [C] and dirty face.
_ _ [F] Why can't [C] the English teach their children how to speak?
[F] This [C] verbal class distinction [F] by now should be antique.
If you spoke Ishida, [Gm] sir, it's there on the way you do.
[Db] [F] Why, you might [C] be selling [F] flowers too.
_ _ [E] An Englishman's way [F] of [Em] speaking absolutely [Ab] classifies him.
[G] The moment he speaks, he makes some [C] other Englishman despise [F] him.
If he [Bb] speaks proper English, you're regarded [Gm] as a freak.
[F]
Why [C] can't the [Gm] English learn [C] to [G]
set a good [D] example to people whose English is painful to your ears?
_ [Cm] [Em] The Scots and the Irish need you [D] close to tears.
_ [E] There [D] even are [Bm] places where English completely [E] disappears. _
In America, they haven't used it for years.
_ [C] _
Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?
Norwegians learn Norwegian, [F] the Greeks are taught their Greek.
In France, every [A] Frenchman [Gm] knows his language from A to Z.
[G] The French never care for what they do, actually, as long as they pronounce it [Dm] properly.
[E] _ _ _ [Dm] _ [G] Arabians [Am] learn [Em] Arabian with the speed of [Ab] summer lightning.
[G] The Hebrews learn it backwards, [C] which is absolutely frightening.
[F] If you [Gm] spoke proper English, you're regarded as a freak.
[F] Oh, why [C]
can't the [F] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
English learn [Dm] to speak?
[Ab] _ [F] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _

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This song was written by Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe.

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