Chords for Jerry Hannan - "Hollywood"

We just got one song [G#] left on our little show, Thomas.
_ [B] But, the waves are [G] coming at me now.
[B] _ _ [C] _ _ _
[B] _ _ [G#] This is a really dumb song, but_
[F#] _
_ [D#m] _ _ [G] You're gonna want a [C#] drink after this.
[G#] You'll be glad.
_ _ [Bm] This [D] is a true story about_
[A#] I put all the mistakes I ever [G] kept making [B] over and over
into [F#] a song, hoping _ I'd be reminded _ every time I sing it, not to do [Bm] it again.
_ _ _ [Dm] _ I got a great song out of that.
It didn't [B] work.
_ _ _ _ Well, Sly, the one-eyed [G#] cat, _ [F#] he'd my brand [D#m] new hat.
_ [B] And he looked at [D#] me like I was [D#m] _ _
_ a_
[B] Well, he was hungry for [C#m] some food, [D#m] but I was in a funny mood.
I went [C#] over to his [D#] dish, did [F#] the same.
_ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _
[A#] Don't let Hollywood [F#] _ screw your [B]
weekend.
Don't [C#] let Batman screw [F#] your girlfriend.
Don't let life send [Bm] you off the deep end.
And my friend, you'll win [F#] in the end.
Don't go champagne if it ain't been chilled.
Don't [C#] drive faster than [F#] your windshield.
_ Don't take your angels for [B] your strange hills.
[G#] Cause your [C#] angels gonna [F#] feel pain still.
On the limping foot, step on your one's and two's.
[C#] Don't keep spinning on, I [F#] don't know who.
Don't let old news give you the blues.
Don't [C#] drive scooters, don't stick to [F#] your shoes.
Don't let Hollywood [B] screw your weekend.
Don't let Batman screw [F#] your girlfriend.
Don't let life send [B] you off the deep end.
[C#] And my friend, you'll win [F#] in the end.
Because [F#] Sly [C#] was straight, I [D#m] didn't see him for many days.
But I have to [D#] say I'm limping just [D#m] the same.
So [C#] take a chance on Sly [C#] the Cat.
Hold on to [D#] your hat.
[B] Won't be dead [C#] tomorrow.
Today is [F#] just a game. _ _ _ _ _
[C#] So don't set a [F#] young bell [C#m] on a man's [B] lap.
If she's dressed up in [F#] Saran Wrap.
Cause a man might just kiss [B]
and slap.
And [C#] bad rap [F#] don't make the fans clap.
And don't worship nothing, no nothing [C#] sacred.
_ Don't go faking, [G#m] when [F#] you're naked.
I [B] love fake boobs.
Shake your fake head.
These [D#] fakers over there, their [F#] earth they hate to.
Don't let Hollywood _ [B] screw your weekend. _
[C#] Don't let Batman [G#m] screw your [F#] girlfriend. _
Don't let life send you [B] off the deep end.
[C#] And my friend, you'll win in the end.
Oh yes my friend, you'll win [B] in the [E] end.
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_ _ _ _ _ [D#] _ Oh yes [F#] _ my friend. _ _
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