Chords for Jerry Reed - 2 Father Time and Gravity

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[D] Father time and gravity _ have combined to [A] ruin _ me.
[D] Yeah, what made my derriere [G] start looking this way?
_ [A] _ Thanks a lot.
[D] _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ Alright, here's a gospel according to Reed, okay?
_ _ They're both nature's revenge upon us all.
And if you live long enough, [Bb] they can cause your downfall.
_ See, they done turned [Eb] my body into jelly,
Sucked [Ab] my chest down round my belly,
[Bb] So now I'm about as [Ebm] wide as [Bb] I am tall.
[Eb] Father time and _ gravity ain't that kind to [Bb] bore me.
Yeah, [Eb] one of them just keeps you hanging around
[Ab] While another sucks you down.
[Bb] _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ Yeah, _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ took my wife [B] on a second [E] honeymoon,
_ _ Gonna relive the night [B] we were first bride and groom. _ _
Yeah, [E] I booked a room in Niagara,
[A] Boated up on Viagra,
_ [B] And wound up in the emergency [E] room.
_ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Ain't been _ kind to the [B] poor old me.
_ _ [E] _ Ain't no doubt, [A] that's the night I'm about to run out.
[B] Cause father time _ [E] and gravity,
[A] Father time and [E] gravity. _ _ _
Ha ha ha.
_ _ _ [N]
Yeah. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Are we having fun [D] yet? _ _ _ _
[N] Call me when smoke comes out. _ _ _ _ _
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