Chords for Jesse Welles - Cancer (Live at Farm Aid 2024)

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_ _ [Eb] No, thank you.
Thank you.
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_ _ _ _ _ This next one's about cancer.
It's called cancer _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Cancer's getting meaner
_ And it ain't never [F] been fun _
[Bb] It's supposed to get you [Ab] when you're old and I [Eb] get you when you're young cancer's always been depressing
_ It ain't never been [Gm] pleasant
[Bb] I don't [Ab] care if you're a royal don't care if you're [Eb] a peasant
_ Well, then what [G] causes it? _
[Ab] everything you ate
_ The [Eb] sleep you didn't get _
Your job in the air and the water in your pet the Sun [Ab] and red meat all the fishes [Eb] in the sea _
They're all a bunch of can't take a risk [Bb] cancer [Ab] causing carcinogenic
_ [Eb] SOBs, it's like them
apocalyptic folks off the newer Mad [Bb] Max _ _
_ _ on Santa Claus
Delivered all [Ab] the cancer in your ass, but it's from the purple ketchup
_ The [Eb] BP is a microplastics just [Bb] over don't go [Eb] miss that stick.
It's meaner [Ab] than the meanest
_ [Eb] meanest of the
_ [C] _
Rumors, it's your own personalized [Bb] pan pizza at [Ab] home grown [Eb] little tumor.
Take it [Ab] hands _ _
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[Bb] _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
[Eb] It'll [Ab] make an atheist plead with God
[Eb]
Hardcore bumper sticker Christian give up my [Gm] on Santa Claus [Bb] is a check in his [Ab] list and the cancer don't [Eb] give a fuck _
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[Ab] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
Cancer of the head _ _ _
[Bb] shoulders knees and toes I
_ Wish I had the patent on the cancer screening.
I'd be [Ab] printing cancer [Eb] dough
cancer is as lucrative a
_ business as [Bb] a war
[Gm] _ _
[Bb] So if you ain't expecting peace _
[Ab] Then why expect a [Eb] cure? _ _
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