Jesus at Mcdonalds Chords by Mojo Nixon

_ _ I saw Jesus at McDonald's at midnight.
_ [E] Said he wasn't doing all [A] right.
_ Said he didn't feel so fine, fine, [A] fine.
[E] _ Said his bite, bite, bite, just loses [A] his mind.
[E] I saw Mama humpin' [A] Santa [E] Claus.
She said it was because of menopause.
_ That's why she had to have a [A] Rudolph too.
_ [E] You know your mama, mama loves you.
Yeah, let's go.
_ _ _ _ [A] Yeah, _ [E] _ _ just like Mr.
[A] Ray said.
[E] _ _ _ I'm from Carolina.
[A] _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [Em] _ I'm in love with a lady [A] wrestler.
_ [Em] You know them snakehead women do it better.
_ She got me in a 54 _ [A]
facelock.
[E] I said, baby, baby, [A] just don't talk.
_ [E] I touched myself late last [A]
night.
[E] Lying in bed next to my [A] wife.
_ [E] She got up, she got up, she got up, she started to run.
_ Said she could, could not watch me come.
_ _ _ I'm coming later.
_ I'm coming home.
_ [A] _ _
_ [E] _ _ Yeah.
_ _ [A] _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [Em] [E] I saw Alan _ Arby's.
_ I saw Moses at [A] _ _
[E] McDonald's.
I saw the Ramalama from Alabama at the barbecue pit on _ University.
_ I saw [Em] Buddha at a Burger King.
[E] I saw Joey at a Jack in the [A] Box.
[E] I just, just, just, just, just, just can't stop, yeah.
I saw Mother Mary at a Roberto's on alcohol. _
_ [A] _ _ [E] _ Man, I'm in a _ [Em] twilight.
_ So, so, so, so. _
_ [A] _ _ [Em] _ [E] And there I was.
I woke up and I was kind of standing. _ _ _ _
I was kind of someplace _ out where the, out where the interstates turn to dirt.
Out past the fire roads.
Out past Route 140. _ _ _ _
_ Down, down where the train trestles go over the graveyard.
Back behind the dynamo at the side of Route 140. _
Yeah, I'm still out by Otahe Lakes Road.
_ [Em] _
Underneath [E] the water tower, I got a [A] thousand wah, wah, [E] wah, wah, wah, wah, [E] power. _ _
Yeah, [Em] I'm feeling fine.
And Jesus walked up to me and he says, Mojo?
_ _ _ Mojo, I'm going to take you to someplace you need to be.
And I said, _ take me, Jesus.
Jesus [N] took me. _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ There we were.
I looked around.
I looked around, and all I saw was couches.
Everywhere I looked, I saw couches.
Not the kind you want to sit on, but the kind you want to _ _ sleep
on, you know?
And there was like these bonfires and big cauldrons
on top of them with generic yellow label, top ramen,
just boiling away.
_ Boiling [E] away, away, away.
It was going everywhere.
And the trees had these kind of beer taps on them.
And out of it was coming this strange mixture of food,
barn, gin, and Mountain [Em] Dew.
[A] And I said, I [E] love, love, love, love, love, love you.
[A] Oh, yeah.
I was feeling so fine, so fine.
I'm about to go out of my mind.
I saw the entire Robert Johnson, John Lee, Hooker, Muddy Waters
record collection [E] stretched before me
in a brand new stereo.
I got 1,000 watts of power.
I got a new car.
It's got a second gear.
And I'm feeling fine.
I ain't got to work no day job no more,
because that's not my life.
That's not my wife.
I'm going to cut it out [Em] with a [A] knife.
[E] _ _ So I asked Jesus, I said, man, like, where am I? _ _ _ _
Jesus kind of scratched his chin.
And _ he hadn't shaved in a while.
And he said, mojo? _ _
Mojo?
_ I said, am I at the Big Rock Candy Mountain?
He said, no.
_ I said, am I in paradise?
He said, no.
I said, is this like the upstairs, you know, heaven?
He said, no.
[E]
Jesus looked up in the sky.
And there was a big white thing up in the sky.
And there were these kind of lines going across.
And the hair on the back of my neck stood up.
And Jesus said, I feel fine, because, _ _ _ because,
because I'm down [A] _ by the power [Em] line.
_ _ That's why I feel so [E] _
fine.
[E] _ That's why I'm going my mind.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
_ I said, I'm down, down, down, [A] down, down by the power [B] line.
I feel so, feel so, feel so, feel so [E] down by the power line.
I [A] feel, feel, feel so [B] fine.
Ain't that right, [E] skid?
Oh, yeah.
I said, I'm down [A] _
by the power _ [E] line. _ _
I'm in too well [E] or right, OK?
_ _ [A]
It's just a simple mind.
I come in and I'm going in [A] and I'm going up.
And I'm going to [E] hit a mountain down, down, down
by the [E] power line.
_ _ [A] _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [E] _ _ Let's go, skid.
[A] Oh, yeah.
_ Oh, oh, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
here we go, boys. _ _ _ _
[E] _ I saw Jesus at McDonald's at midnight. _ _
_ [B] _ [E] _ _ _ Great googly moogly.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _