Chords for Jesus Don't Love Yer Kind
Tempo:
55 bpm
Chords used:
E
B
A
F#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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If you're a Muslim or a Jew, [A] a Buddhist [E] or Hindu, the man upstairs who loves and [F#] cares
couldn't give two [B] shits for you.
He [E] sent his only son [A] and he told you [E] he's the one.
So get on board with Christ the Lord, [B] cause all your [E] gods are dumb.
And Jesus [B] don't love your kind.
No, Jesus don't love your kind.
Now Scientology, [A] well that's as stupid [E] as could be.
It ain't looking good in Hollywood [F#] where they let them [B] freaks run free.
Well can't you [E] see the light of grace?
[A] Won't you take the [E] Lord's embrace?
Cause I got news for you Tom Cruise, [B] Jesus wants to punch you [E] in the face.
And Jesus [B] don't love your kind.
No he don't.
No, Jesus don't love your kind.
So get your head out of your ass.
[A] [E]
[B] [E]
Now the Lord is not a fan, [A] and you got to [E] understand.
It's just plain wrong to put your dong [F#] inside [B] another man.
And all you [E] lesbos should go straight, [A] cause you're risking [E] your own fate.
He all be damned for eating bearded clam, [B] but then I watch you while I [E] masturbate.
[B] Jesus don't love your kind.
I wish he did.
But Jesus don't love your kind.
But I'm not making exceptions.
No, Jesus [B] don't love your [A] kind.
couldn't give two [B] shits for you.
He [E] sent his only son [A] and he told you [E] he's the one.
So get on board with Christ the Lord, [B] cause all your [E] gods are dumb.
And Jesus [B] don't love your kind.
No, Jesus don't love your kind.
Now Scientology, [A] well that's as stupid [E] as could be.
It ain't looking good in Hollywood [F#] where they let them [B] freaks run free.
Well can't you [E] see the light of grace?
[A] Won't you take the [E] Lord's embrace?
Cause I got news for you Tom Cruise, [B] Jesus wants to punch you [E] in the face.
And Jesus [B] don't love your kind.
No he don't.
No, Jesus don't love your kind.
So get your head out of your ass.
[A] [E]
[B] [E]
Now the Lord is not a fan, [A] and you got to [E] understand.
It's just plain wrong to put your dong [F#] inside [B] another man.
And all you [E] lesbos should go straight, [A] cause you're risking [E] your own fate.
He all be damned for eating bearded clam, [B] but then I watch you while I [E] masturbate.
[B] Jesus don't love your kind.
I wish he did.
But Jesus don't love your kind.
But I'm not making exceptions.
No, Jesus [B] don't love your [A] kind.
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If you're a Muslim or a Jew, [A] a Buddhist [E] or Hindu, the man upstairs who loves and [F#] cares
couldn't give two [B] shits for you.
He [E] sent his only son [A] and he told you [E] he's the one.
So get on board with Christ the Lord, [B] cause all your [E] gods are dumb.
And Jesus [B] don't love your kind. _
No, Jesus don't love your kind. _
Now _ Scientology, [A] well that's as stupid [E] as could be.
It ain't looking good in Hollywood [F#] where they let them [B] freaks run free.
Well can't you [E] see the light of grace?
[A] Won't you take the [E] Lord's embrace?
Cause I got news for you Tom Cruise, [B] Jesus wants to punch you [E] in the face.
And Jesus [B] don't love your kind.
No he don't.
No, Jesus don't love your kind.
So get your head out of your ass.
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _
Now the Lord is not a fan, [A] and you got to [E] understand.
It's just plain wrong to put your dong [F#] inside [B] another man.
And all you [E] lesbos should go straight, [A] cause you're risking [E] your own fate.
He all be damned for eating bearded clam, [B] but then I watch you while I [E] masturbate.
_ _ [B] Jesus don't love your kind.
I wish he did.
But Jesus don't love your kind.
But I'm not making exceptions.
No, Jesus [B] don't love your [A] kind. _
If you're a Muslim or a Jew, [A] a Buddhist [E] or Hindu, the man upstairs who loves and [F#] cares
couldn't give two [B] shits for you.
He [E] sent his only son [A] and he told you [E] he's the one.
So get on board with Christ the Lord, [B] cause all your [E] gods are dumb.
And Jesus [B] don't love your kind. _
No, Jesus don't love your kind. _
Now _ Scientology, [A] well that's as stupid [E] as could be.
It ain't looking good in Hollywood [F#] where they let them [B] freaks run free.
Well can't you [E] see the light of grace?
[A] Won't you take the [E] Lord's embrace?
Cause I got news for you Tom Cruise, [B] Jesus wants to punch you [E] in the face.
And Jesus [B] don't love your kind.
No he don't.
No, Jesus don't love your kind.
So get your head out of your ass.
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _
Now the Lord is not a fan, [A] and you got to [E] understand.
It's just plain wrong to put your dong [F#] inside [B] another man.
And all you [E] lesbos should go straight, [A] cause you're risking [E] your own fate.
He all be damned for eating bearded clam, [B] but then I watch you while I [E] masturbate.
_ _ [B] Jesus don't love your kind.
I wish he did.
But Jesus don't love your kind.
But I'm not making exceptions.
No, Jesus [B] don't love your [A] kind. _