Chords for Jez Lowe The Frozen Roman

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[F] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ [Dm] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ A dreadful man had plans to build [D] a wall in Mexico _ _
_ _ _ Much like the [C] one the Romans built two thousand [G] years _ ago _
To keep [D] the Scots out, for the Scots don't say the opposite at all
_ _ _ [F] Construct army [A] new, the Contras are [Dm] Sanachis _ _
_ _ _ One night the [F] lads and me on the Westgate road were on the cruise
[Dm] In the wee wee hours we got caught short, we had a few
_ There was a [F] hole there in the road, someone said that I'd do
_ _ [A] I quit beating on the lashes, [D] didn't put the machine in
What _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ did we see?
_ _ _ _ There was [F] a Roman, in the gloaming [C] for two thousand years, a frozen
[Bb] Now he's back to live amongst us [A] once again _
He [F] said I wish someone would help me, [C] but they only want a selfie
[Gm] With a man [A] whose life just won't end
[Dm] _ He _ [D] _ _
_ _ climbed out of his home with grimaces and groans
[G] His skin was wrinkled hanging loose across his bones
He looked just like a member of the Royal _ School _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _
Now satisfactionium can't end up there _ _
_ _ He [F] didn't rant, he didn't rave, he didn't scream and shout
Though he didn't look too pleased at how we thawed him out
Said he was just a warmer weather, the little _ downer
_ _ [A] So told, there's Huckle and Bunkum and Dole
[D] _ _ _ _
_ _ He was [F] a Roman, in the gloaming for two [C] thousand years, a [Gm] frozen
Now he's back to live amongst us [A] once again
_ He [F] said I wish someone would help me, [C] but they only want a selfie
[Gm] With a man [A] whose life [D] just won't end
[Dm] _
_ _ _ _ _ Though it was [Am] late, the streets [D] vibrated still to grooves and beats
After so [C] long, we thought he'd quite fancy a bite to [G] eat
_ _ [D] We thought we'd go a-dabbin' as a special [Dm] treat _ _
_ Caesar's salad was [A] something precious, from [Dm]
Dominus
_ _ _ _ Harry [F] found a nightclub on the quayside called Caligula
_ [Dm] Your man was still a-dancin' with the _ Legolas
_ _ [F] Soon he had everybody shouting, I am smart again _ _
_ _ _ [D] Don't revolt, your own strictly consigned fightin' _ _ _ _ _
He [F] was a Roman, in the gloaming [C] for two thousand years, a frozen
[Bb] Now he's back to live amongst us [A] once again
_ He [F] said I wish someone would help [D] me, but they only want a selfie
[Bb] With a man [A] whose life just won't [D] [Dm] end _
_ _ _ _ To [D] think he'd slept so long for something of the mystery
So we [G] thought we'd glue him in with some ancient history
_ _ _ We [D] showed him cultural icons in the Mysterious Sea _ _ _
[F] Grabbed his Wi [A]-Fi, Harry phoned [D] us, come Google _
_ _ _ _ _ We showed him [F] Shakespeare, Elvis, Wozzebox and Tony Men
David [Dm] Bowie, Gandhi, Leonardo, Errol _ Fletch
_ [F] Gavin and Stacey, Clemence, Skinner, John _ Lennon _
_ _ [Dm] Twisters, [A] and Schultes, [Dm] and the Wallows
_ _ _ [D] _ _ He [F] was a Roman, in the gloaming [C] for two thousand years, a frozen
[Gm] Now he's back to live amongst us once [A] again
_ He [F] said I wish someone would help me, [C] but they only want a selfie
[Gm] With a man [A] whose life just won't [Dm] end _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ Then when it came to politicians, his blood ran _ cold _
[G] Then a picture of Boris [C] Johnson, his eyes [G] began to roll
When he [D] saw Donald Trump, he ran off and jumped back into his hole _
_ _ _ [F] Ginger [A] ignoring us, [D] come gosh-knows
_ _ _ [Dm] And _
_ _ [F] that is where he left off, like winter's night
[Dm] But every now and then, some people catch his sight
[F] They've been watching as we fiddle, and our world turns bright _
_ _ [G] Futurus [A] est, bleakus, [D] God help us
_ _ _ He was a [F] Roman, in the gloaming [C] for two thousand years, a frozen
[Gm] Now he's back to live amongst us [A] once again _
He said I wish someone would help me, [C] but they only want a selfie
[Gm] With a man [A] whose life just [D] won't end
_ Yes [F] he's a man, [A]
who's righteous, [D] with a hand in the middle _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [Gb] _