Chords for Jilted John - Jilted John

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_ _ [Dm] I've been [C] going out with a [Dm] girl, her [G] name is Julie, [F] but last [C] night she said to me [F] when we were [G] watching [C] telly
This is what she said, [F] she said listen [G] John I love [Dm] you, but there's this [G] bloke I fancy, [F] I don't [G] want to tell on [F] you, so it's [C] the end for you and me
_ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [F] Who's [C] this bloke I ask [F] her, [C] Gordon she [F] replied, not that [Bb] puff I said this [F] maid, yes [C] but he's no passage cry _
He's more of a man than you'll ever [A] be, _ [D] _ _
[A] here [D] we go, two [C] three four _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] I was [C] so upset that [F] I cried all the [G] way to the chip shop, when I came out there was [F] Gordon standing [C] at the bus stop
And guess who was with him, yeah Julie, and they were both laughing at me
[F] Oh she is cruel and [Dm] heartless, two pack [G] me for [F] Gordon, just cos he's [Cm] better looking than [Dm] me, just cos he's [C] cool and trendy
[F] But I know [C] he's a [F] moron, Gordon [C] is a [F] moron, Gordon [C] is a [F] moron, Gordon is a [C] _ moron _ _
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[D] Here we go, two three [C] four
Oh _ _ _ _ _ she's a slag and he's a creep, she's a tart, he's very cheap, she is a slut, he's bitchy stunt, she is a bitch, he is a puff
Yeah yeah, it's not fair, yeah yeah, it's not fair
_ I'm so upset, _ I'm so upset, I'm so upset, yeah yeah _
I ought to smash his face in, _ _ yeah but he's bigger than me isn't he, _ I know, I'll get the mate married to him, he's threatening me
_ _ Yeah but he's a mate of Gordon's isn't he, _ oh well, I don't care
_ _ _ Oh I don't care, _ cos he's a slag and he's a creep, she's a tart _ _ _ _ _ _ _