Chords for Jim Boggia - I Realized This Afternoon While Driving to CT

_ _ It's a tune about my _ experiences in the record industry.
_ _ [Bm] _ _
[C] People enjoy my experiences in the record industry, as you can tell.
It's called I Realized This Morning.
No, it's not.
It was later in the day.
It's called I Realized This Afternoon.
Wow, I get [E] confused.
While Driving to Connecticut.
I Realized This Afternoon While Driving to Connecticut is the name of the tune.
And [C] everything in it is true.
[A] _ _ So, buy [D#] me a drink afterwards.
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ [Am] _
_ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Am] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Last Tuesday [C] I sat across [D] another [Am] stupid record label poster.
It's only [Em] I played the [C] notes to [E] perfect.
She tried to be more like the strokes.
It made me so depressive.
Now I can't [D] get out of bed.
You wouldn't know an artist if I [E] kicked him in the head.
Saw the brass ring.
[Em] I'm never ever [C] getting it.
I [G] realized this [Am] afternoon while driving [G] to Connecticut.
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_ [C] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [G] _ _ _ [E] West Hartford is [C] pretty far [Em] from Philadelphia.
About five hours in [C] the car.
[G] It gave [Am] me [C] time to think about [D] my life.
[F#] And now I really have no [D] doubt.
Unless I get a nipple [C] ring.
Unless I [E] shave my head.
[D]
Better call the [E] doctor to pronounce my career dead.
Saw the brass [Em] ring.
I'm [E] never ever getting [C] it.
I realized [D] this afternoon [Am] while driving to [C] Connecticut.
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[Am] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
I [Em] really wasn't done with the world record _ execs who have ears to hear a well constructed [G] melody. _ _
That kind of person might do well with me.
[E] But now it [Em] seems the only one you need is your hungry and you play too [G] poor.
And shout out [D] some _ _ obscenity.
[C] And since I [G] don't do that the hell with me.
[D] _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ [Am] _ _ [Em] _ _
_ [G] _ _ [A] _ Murph?
Shut [C] your mouth.
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_ _ _ _ I'll milk it if I get a response. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Dm] There's supposed to be an A&R [C] yet they can't [D] understand.
A song I play on my [C] guitar but sounds played by [D] a band.
They'd live enough to sign me [C] but they're sorry [D] they're not able.
[A] Cause how we did did not [G] seem enough units for the label.
Or it's just because my face [D] is something less than photographic.
[Dm] Or I don't have 14 year [E] old girls inside my damn apartment.
And I'm repeating the pathetic lame excuses.
You have to keep on coming [G] all the way to Massachusetts. _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ [G] Which is further than Connecticut if you're coming from Philadelphia. _ _ _ _
[C] I saw the brass [Am] ring and I'm [Em] never ever getting [C]
it.
_ [Em] _ _ _ I saw the [D] brass ring and I'm [Em] never ever [C] getting it.
[G] _
_ [Em] _ _ _ I saw the brass ring [Am] and I'm never [G] ever ever [C] ever ever ever.
_ [E] _
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_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ I saw the brass ring I'm never ever getting it.
And I realized [G] this _ afternoon.
_ _ [Am] While driving to _ _ _ _ Connecticut. _ _
_ Driving to _ [F] Connecticut.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ Yes.
[C] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Am] _
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