Chords for Jim Dime "Coon Dog Song" (Original Song)
Tempo:
98.175 bpm
Chords used:
Bb
F
Eb
G
Db
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Old Newton McGraw [F] had the meanest wife you ever [Bb] saw.
She made that poor old Newton toe the line.
[Eb] Till he knowed he had to find [Bb] some good excuse
To get away [F] now and then or [Bb] lose his mind.
Well he finally hit upon his big idea.
He went out and bought a pack of good coon hounds.
[Eb] Whenever that old woman started getting [Bb] on his nerves
He'd go out [F] hunting coon all [Bb] night long.
One [F] night somewhere way [Bb] out in the backwoods
He found the cabin of that lonely Whitter Jones.
[Eb] Knewed he tried to fight her off [Bb] the best he could.
Her sweet perfume just [F] made spaghetti [Bb] of his bones.
[F] [Bb]
Now when Newtie got [F] back [Bb] home in the morning
His old woman was as hot as she could be.
[Eb] She said ain't that perfume I smell [Bb] all over you.
He said no dear it's that new potion I put on the dogs to kill their fleas.
Now all Newtie's coon hounds wear perfume.
Same kind that you'd find on Whitter Jones.
[Eb] Now all Newtie's coon [Bb] hounds wear perfume.
Those fleas laugh so hard [F] they just fall off on the ground.
[Bb]
Now old Newtie goes hunting more and more.
Them dogs of his they're looking mighty poor.
[Eb] They're ashamed a tree a coon wearing all [Bb] that cheap perfume.
But Newtie don't care what they don't catch anymore.
[F] [Bb]
Today Newtie's wife passed the Whitter Jones at the corner store.
One whiff of that perfume bout made her sneeze.
[Eb] Didn't take her long to put two [Bb] and two together.
She figured out that Whitter [G] Jones must [Bb] have fleas.
Now all Newtie's coon hounds wear perfume.
Same kind that you'd find on Whitter Jones.
There you go.
[Eb] Now all Newtie's coon [Bb] hounds wear perfume.
Those fleas laugh so hard [F] they just fall [Bb] off on the ground.
And that's why [F] all Newtie's coon hounds wear
Chanel [Db] number [B] K9 [Bb] perfume.
[N]
Thank you.
That was a dog of a song.
She made that poor old Newton toe the line.
[Eb] Till he knowed he had to find [Bb] some good excuse
To get away [F] now and then or [Bb] lose his mind.
Well he finally hit upon his big idea.
He went out and bought a pack of good coon hounds.
[Eb] Whenever that old woman started getting [Bb] on his nerves
He'd go out [F] hunting coon all [Bb] night long.
One [F] night somewhere way [Bb] out in the backwoods
He found the cabin of that lonely Whitter Jones.
[Eb] Knewed he tried to fight her off [Bb] the best he could.
Her sweet perfume just [F] made spaghetti [Bb] of his bones.
[F] [Bb]
Now when Newtie got [F] back [Bb] home in the morning
His old woman was as hot as she could be.
[Eb] She said ain't that perfume I smell [Bb] all over you.
He said no dear it's that new potion I put on the dogs to kill their fleas.
Now all Newtie's coon hounds wear perfume.
Same kind that you'd find on Whitter Jones.
[Eb] Now all Newtie's coon [Bb] hounds wear perfume.
Those fleas laugh so hard [F] they just fall off on the ground.
[Bb]
Now old Newtie goes hunting more and more.
Them dogs of his they're looking mighty poor.
[Eb] They're ashamed a tree a coon wearing all [Bb] that cheap perfume.
But Newtie don't care what they don't catch anymore.
[F] [Bb]
Today Newtie's wife passed the Whitter Jones at the corner store.
One whiff of that perfume bout made her sneeze.
[Eb] Didn't take her long to put two [Bb] and two together.
She figured out that Whitter [G] Jones must [Bb] have fleas.
Now all Newtie's coon hounds wear perfume.
Same kind that you'd find on Whitter Jones.
There you go.
[Eb] Now all Newtie's coon [Bb] hounds wear perfume.
Those fleas laugh so hard [F] they just fall [Bb] off on the ground.
And that's why [F] all Newtie's coon hounds wear
Chanel [Db] number [B] K9 [Bb] perfume.
[N]
Thank you.
That was a dog of a song.
Key:
Bb
F
Eb
G
Db
Bb
F
Eb
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Old Newton McGraw [F] had the meanest wife you ever [Bb] saw.
_ She made that poor old Newton toe the line.
_ [Eb] Till he knowed he had to find [Bb] some good excuse
_ To get away [F] now and then or [Bb] lose his mind.
_ _ Well he finally hit upon his big idea.
He went out and bought a pack of good coon hounds.
_ [Eb] Whenever that old woman started getting [Bb] on his nerves
He'd go out [F] hunting coon all [Bb] night long. _ _ _ _
_ One [F] night somewhere way [Bb] out in the _ backwoods
He found the cabin of that lonely Whitter Jones.
_ [Eb] Knewed he tried to fight her off [Bb] the best he could.
Her sweet perfume just [F] made spaghetti [Bb] of his bones.
[F] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ Now when Newtie got [F] back [Bb] home in the morning
_ _ His old woman was as hot as she could be.
[Eb] She said ain't that perfume I smell [Bb] all over you.
He said no dear it's that new potion I put on the dogs to kill their fleas. _ _ _
Now all Newtie's coon hounds wear perfume. _ _
_ Same kind that you'd find on Whitter Jones.
[Eb] Now all Newtie's coon [Bb] hounds wear perfume. _
_ Those fleas laugh so hard [F] they just fall off on the ground.
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ Now old Newtie goes hunting more and more. _
Them dogs of his they're looking mighty poor. _
[Eb] They're ashamed a tree a coon wearing all [Bb] that cheap perfume.
_ _ But Newtie don't care what they don't catch anymore.
[F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
Today Newtie's wife passed the Whitter Jones at the corner store. _
_ One whiff of that perfume bout made her sneeze.
_ [Eb] Didn't take her long to put two [Bb] and two together. _
_ She figured out that Whitter [G] Jones must [Bb] have fleas.
_ Now all Newtie's coon hounds wear perfume.
Same kind that you'd find on Whitter Jones.
There you go.
_ [Eb] Now all Newtie's coon [Bb] hounds wear perfume.
_ Those fleas laugh so hard [F] they just fall [Bb] off on the ground.
_ And that's why [F] all Newtie's coon hounds wear
Chanel [Db] number _ [B] K9 [Bb] perfume.
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _
_ _ Thank you.
That was a dog of a song. _
_ _ Old Newton McGraw [F] had the meanest wife you ever [Bb] saw.
_ She made that poor old Newton toe the line.
_ [Eb] Till he knowed he had to find [Bb] some good excuse
_ To get away [F] now and then or [Bb] lose his mind.
_ _ Well he finally hit upon his big idea.
He went out and bought a pack of good coon hounds.
_ [Eb] Whenever that old woman started getting [Bb] on his nerves
He'd go out [F] hunting coon all [Bb] night long. _ _ _ _
_ One [F] night somewhere way [Bb] out in the _ backwoods
He found the cabin of that lonely Whitter Jones.
_ [Eb] Knewed he tried to fight her off [Bb] the best he could.
Her sweet perfume just [F] made spaghetti [Bb] of his bones.
[F] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ Now when Newtie got [F] back [Bb] home in the morning
_ _ His old woman was as hot as she could be.
[Eb] She said ain't that perfume I smell [Bb] all over you.
He said no dear it's that new potion I put on the dogs to kill their fleas. _ _ _
Now all Newtie's coon hounds wear perfume. _ _
_ Same kind that you'd find on Whitter Jones.
[Eb] Now all Newtie's coon [Bb] hounds wear perfume. _
_ Those fleas laugh so hard [F] they just fall off on the ground.
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ Now old Newtie goes hunting more and more. _
Them dogs of his they're looking mighty poor. _
[Eb] They're ashamed a tree a coon wearing all [Bb] that cheap perfume.
_ _ But Newtie don't care what they don't catch anymore.
[F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
Today Newtie's wife passed the Whitter Jones at the corner store. _
_ One whiff of that perfume bout made her sneeze.
_ [Eb] Didn't take her long to put two [Bb] and two together. _
_ She figured out that Whitter [G] Jones must [Bb] have fleas.
_ Now all Newtie's coon hounds wear perfume.
Same kind that you'd find on Whitter Jones.
There you go.
_ [Eb] Now all Newtie's coon [Bb] hounds wear perfume.
_ Those fleas laugh so hard [F] they just fall [Bb] off on the ground.
_ And that's why [F] all Newtie's coon hounds wear
Chanel [Db] number _ [B] K9 [Bb] perfume.
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _
_ _ Thank you.
That was a dog of a song. _