Pencil Thin Mustache Chords by Jimmy Buffett

[D] _ _ [F#] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [Bm] _ [F#m] _
[D] Now they [F#] make new [B] movies in old black and white
[E] The happy [F#m] endings where nobody fights
[D] So if you [F#] find [B] yourself in that nostalgic rage
[E] Honey, jump right up [F#m] and show your age
_ _ _ I _ [D] wish I [F#] had a pencil [B]-thin mustache
_ [E] The [A] Boston [D] Blackhead kind
_ _ Two [F#]-tone Ricky [B] Ricardo jacket
[E] And an autographed picture [A] of Andy Devine
[D] I remember being buck-toothed and skinny
[G] Writing fan letters to [A#] Skies and East Tenny
Oh, [D] I wish I [F#] had a [B] pencil-thin mustache
_ [E] Then I could [A] solve some [D] mystery too
_ [Em] Then in Fancy [B] Tan Disneyland, [Em] growing [B] up fast
[Em] Drinking [B] on a fake [Em] ID
Yeah, [F#m] in Rama [C#] Ruki Jungle [F#m] was [C#] everyone's go-on [E]-er
But only jazz musicians [A] were smoking [D] marijuana, yeah
Wish I [F#] had a pencil [B]-thin mustache
_ _ [E] Then I could [A] solve some mystery [D] too _ _ _ _
[F#m] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
[A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#] Pencil [B]-thin mustache
_ [E] _
[A] Dance [D] _ _ _ _ _ [Em]-flat [B]-top, dirty [Em]-bottom, pot-lid [B] feet
_ [Em] Rubbing [B] on the living room [Em] floor soap
So if [F#m] friends send you [C#] off to college
[F#m] Try to gain a [C#] little knowledge
[E] But all you want to do [A] is learn how to score, [D] yeah
I'm [F#] getting old, [B] don't wear underwear
[G#] I don't go to church [A] and I don't cut my hair
[D] But I can go [F#] to [B] movies and see it all there
[G#] Just the way [A] that it used [D] to be
_ That's why I wish [F#] I had a pencil [B]-thin mustache
_ [E] The [A] Boston [D] Blackhead kind
The two [F#]-tone Ricky [B] _ Ricardo jacket
[E] And an autographed [A] picture of Andy [D] DeVine
Oh, I could be anyone [D] I wanted to be
[G] Maybe Swaye, Beryl Flynn, [A#] or the Sheep of Aro
If [D] I only [F#] had a pencil-thin [B] mustache
_ _ [E] Then I [A] could do some [D] cruising too
_ Yeah, Bryn M'Green, my little dabble
Oh, [E] I could do [A] [D] cruising too
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _