Chords for Jinkx Monsoon - Cartoons and Vodka [Audio]

[Bm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#] Baby, [B] I've been [F#] stomping around in these heels for [Fm] all the [F#] goddamn day.
[B] I [Bm] got aches and [F#] annoyance from [E] living to [F] earn [F#] my pay.
Add [Bm] some peace and quiet [A#] from you would [D] really go a [F#] long way.
So [Bm] ease it down. _
[F#] _ [D] _ [F#] _ [Bm] _ You see, [A] I'm tired.
[G] I'm just scared.
[D] I'm really feeling my age.
You [A] know, I'm just scared.
You know, life is [G] twice as hard when you're living [D] half on the stage.
And I [Em] barely [A] have the energy [D] to sing you [Bm] this song.
So [Em] let's get some cartoons [A] and vodka [D] and do them all [Bm] night.
_ [Em] _ _ _ [A] Are [D] you ready for [B] some fun?
Drink [E] them down.
Drink [A] them down.
[D] Drink them down.
[B] _ Drink [E] them down.
Drink [A] them down.
[D] _ [F] _ [F#] _ _ [A] You can call me [Bm] juvenile, but I'm picky [E] on how [F] I spend [F#] my time.
Don't you [Bm] know it takes two crates of makeup to go [E] out looking [F#] this [Bm] high?
I don't work these nails [A#] to the bone to hear [D] you squabble [F#] and whine.
So [Bm] help me out.
[F#] _ _
[Bm] _ [A#] [Bm] You better believe that [A] I'm hot.
[G] I'm wet.
[D] And it's really not fair.
It takes more [A] than a tall, cool [G] glass of you there, [D] honey, to bring me up high.
[Em] And I've been too [A] blown to rest these [D] bones for a long country [Bm] mile.
So [Em] let's get some [A] cartoons and vodka and [D] put them on for a [Bm] _
_ [Em] _ _ [A] while.
Now give [D] me some of that [B] smile.
[E] Drink them down.
Drink them [A] down.
Drink [D] them down.
[B] Oh, [E] drink them down.
Drink [A] them down.
Drink [D] them [F#] down.
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_ [F#] _ [E] _ [F] _ [F#] _ _ [Bm] Are _ [A#] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [F#] _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ _ [A#] _ _ [Bm] _
_ [Em] _ _ [A] _ you [D] ready for some [B] fun?
[E] Drink them down.
[A] Drink them down.
Drink [D] them [D#] down.
[B] _ [E] Drink them down.
Drink them [A] down.
Drink [Dm] them [F#] down. _ _ _ _ _ _
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