Chords for Joe Tex - Ain't Gonna Bump No More(No Big Fat Woman)
Tempo:
114 bpm
Chords used:
D
Bm
G
A
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G]
[F#]
[D]
[G]
Three nights ago, [A] I was at a disco.
Man, [D] I wanted to go.
I was ready to go.
[F#] And this big [G] fat [Em] woman, four feet on the floor.
She [D] was ready to go.
That chick was ready to go.
[G] Man, she did a dip.
[A] Almost broke my hip.
[D] She was getting down.
That chick was getting down.
She [G] wanted to fuck some more.
But I told her no.
[D] Don't knock me down, muscle.
You don't knock me down, muscle.
[G] If you want to dance, find you a [Em] big fat man.
Don't [D] go, man.
Get on down.
Don't go, man.
Get on down.
[Bm] I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't [F#m] gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I [Bm] ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't [F#m] gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
Super [Bm] nigga.
She took back from me.
[D] She don't knock me down.
[G]
She came [Em] over to me.
Snatched me out of my seat.
[D] She wanted to get on down.
She wanted to get on [Bm] down.
I told her to [G] go on [Em] and leave me alone.
[D] I ain't getting down.
You don't shake my hip, muscle.
I know [G] what you do.
[Em] I ain't gonna fuck with you.
[Em] I don't feel [D] like getting down.
I don't feel like getting down.
She [G] just shook my hand.
Left me where I stand.
[Bm] [D] She wanted to get on down.
That woman wanted to get on [Bm] down.
She grabbed that hip again.
And I hit the floor again.
[D] She was getting down, oh.
That woman was getting down.
[Bm] I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I [F#m] ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I [Bm] ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
[A] [Bm] I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
[F#m] I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
[B] Somebody take her.
[Bm] I don't want her.
[A] [B] She don't shake my hip.
[Bm] She don't knock me down.
She don't shake my hip.
She don't knock me down.
Somebody take her.
I don't want her.
[A] You can [B] have this one too.
[B] Big fat woman.
I don't want her.
[A]
[F#]
[D]
[G]
Three nights ago, [A] I was at a disco.
Man, [D] I wanted to go.
I was ready to go.
[F#] And this big [G] fat [Em] woman, four feet on the floor.
She [D] was ready to go.
That chick was ready to go.
[G] Man, she did a dip.
[A] Almost broke my hip.
[D] She was getting down.
That chick was getting down.
She [G] wanted to fuck some more.
But I told her no.
[D] Don't knock me down, muscle.
You don't knock me down, muscle.
[G] If you want to dance, find you a [Em] big fat man.
Don't [D] go, man.
Get on down.
Don't go, man.
Get on down.
[Bm] I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't [F#m] gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I [Bm] ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't [F#m] gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
Super [Bm] nigga.
She took back from me.
[D] She don't knock me down.
[G]
She came [Em] over to me.
Snatched me out of my seat.
[D] She wanted to get on down.
She wanted to get on [Bm] down.
I told her to [G] go on [Em] and leave me alone.
[D] I ain't getting down.
You don't shake my hip, muscle.
I know [G] what you do.
[Em] I ain't gonna fuck with you.
[Em] I don't feel [D] like getting down.
I don't feel like getting down.
She [G] just shook my hand.
Left me where I stand.
[Bm] [D] She wanted to get on down.
That woman wanted to get on [Bm] down.
She grabbed that hip again.
And I hit the floor again.
[D] She was getting down, oh.
That woman was getting down.
[Bm] I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I [F#m] ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I [Bm] ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
[A] [Bm] I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
[F#m] I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
[B] Somebody take her.
[Bm] I don't want her.
[A] [B] She don't shake my hip.
[Bm] She don't knock me down.
She don't shake my hip.
She don't knock me down.
Somebody take her.
I don't want her.
[A] You can [B] have this one too.
[B] Big fat woman.
I don't want her.
[A]
Key:
D
Bm
G
A
Em
D
Bm
G
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Three nights ago, [A] I was at a disco.
Man, [D] I wanted to go.
I was ready to go.
[F#] And this big [G] fat [Em] woman, _ four feet on the floor.
She [D] was ready to go.
That chick was ready to go.
[G] Man, she did a dip.
_ [A] Almost broke my hip. _
[D] She was getting down.
That chick was getting down.
She [G] wanted to fuck some more.
But I told her no.
[D] Don't knock me down, muscle.
You don't knock me down, muscle.
[G] If you want to dance, find you a [Em] big fat man.
Don't [D] go, man.
Get on down.
Don't go, man.
Get on down.
[Bm] I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman. _
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman. _
I ain't [F#m] gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I [Bm] ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't [F#m] gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
Super [Bm] nigga.
_ She took back from me.
[D] She don't knock me down. _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ She came [Em] over to me.
_ Snatched me out of my seat.
[D] She wanted to get on down.
She wanted to get on [Bm] down.
I told her to [G] go on [Em] and leave me alone.
[D] I ain't getting down.
You don't shake my hip, muscle.
I know [G] what you do.
[Em] I ain't gonna fuck with you.
[Em] I don't feel [D] like getting down.
I don't feel like getting down.
She [G] just shook my hand.
Left me where I stand.
[Bm] [D] She wanted to get on down.
That woman wanted to get on [Bm] down.
She grabbed that hip again.
And I hit the floor again.
[D] She was getting down, oh.
That woman was getting down.
[Bm] I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I [F#m] ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I [Bm] ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
[A] _ [Bm] I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
_ [F#m] I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
_ I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
_ [B] Somebody take her.
_ [Bm] I don't want her.
[A] _ [B] She don't shake my hip.
[Bm] She don't knock me down.
She don't shake my hip.
She don't knock me down.
Somebody take her.
_ I don't want her.
_ _ _ _ [A] You can [B] have this one too.
[B] Big fat woman.
_ I don't want her.
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Three nights ago, [A] I was at a disco.
Man, [D] I wanted to go.
I was ready to go.
[F#] And this big [G] fat [Em] woman, _ four feet on the floor.
She [D] was ready to go.
That chick was ready to go.
[G] Man, she did a dip.
_ [A] Almost broke my hip. _
[D] She was getting down.
That chick was getting down.
She [G] wanted to fuck some more.
But I told her no.
[D] Don't knock me down, muscle.
You don't knock me down, muscle.
[G] If you want to dance, find you a [Em] big fat man.
Don't [D] go, man.
Get on down.
Don't go, man.
Get on down.
[Bm] I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman. _
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman. _
I ain't [F#m] gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I [Bm] ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't [F#m] gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
Super [Bm] nigga.
_ She took back from me.
[D] She don't knock me down. _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ She came [Em] over to me.
_ Snatched me out of my seat.
[D] She wanted to get on down.
She wanted to get on [Bm] down.
I told her to [G] go on [Em] and leave me alone.
[D] I ain't getting down.
You don't shake my hip, muscle.
I know [G] what you do.
[Em] I ain't gonna fuck with you.
[Em] I don't feel [D] like getting down.
I don't feel like getting down.
She [G] just shook my hand.
Left me where I stand.
[Bm] [D] She wanted to get on down.
That woman wanted to get on [Bm] down.
She grabbed that hip again.
And I hit the floor again.
[D] She was getting down, oh.
That woman was getting down.
[Bm] I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I [F#m] ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
I [Bm] ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
[A] _ [Bm] I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
_ [F#m] I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
_ I ain't gonna fuck no more, no big fat woman.
_ [B] Somebody take her.
_ [Bm] I don't want her.
[A] _ [B] She don't shake my hip.
[Bm] She don't knock me down.
She don't shake my hip.
She don't knock me down.
Somebody take her.
_ I don't want her.
_ _ _ _ [A] You can [B] have this one too.
[B] Big fat woman.
_ I don't want her.
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _