Chords for Joe Wise -03- The Epic Of Peanut Butter And Jelly (audio)

[E] _ _ _ _ _ Bologna ham and [Abm] liver cheese, _ _ these [E] won't bring me to my knees.
_ _ _ [B] Of all the spreads [A] that have graced our breads, [D] there's just one for which I'll say [B] pretty please. _ _ _
_ Peanut butter [E] and jelly, that's what I like in my belly.
[A] Peanut butter and jelly, share it with [E] Nora and [B] Kelly.
Peanut butter, I'll come to [A] supper with them and digger and glee.
[B] Oh, peanut butter and, peanut butter and, peanut [E] butter and jelly.
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_ _ Eat it in the bathtub, eat it on the streetcar, [A] eat it in the sandbox, carry me a [Gb] spare jar.
Eat it with the jellyfish out on a [B] sandbar, I really don't think [B] you can carry it too [E] far.
Tons of it, _ _ [A] gobs of it, gobs of it, [E] trucks of it, trucks of it, [A] towns of it, towns of it.
[A] One of my favorite [B] _ [A] sights, put it in neon [B] lights, [A] [B] PB&J, [A] [B] PB&J, [A] [B] PB&J. _ _
_ _ _ [E] Peanut butter and jelly, that's what I like in my belly.
[A] Peanut butter and jelly, while I'm [E] watching the telly.
[B] Peanut butter, I'll sink my uppers [A] and lowers and all of my teeth [B] into peanut butter and,
peanut butter and, peanut [E] butter and jelly.
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[Eb] _ [E] _ Watching them cartoons, munching on [A] macaroons, waiting for the good eats, looking for the [Gb] super treats.
Let my mind go laughing and singing, [B] hoping my mama soon will [E] be bringing in tons of it,
tons [A] of it, gobs of it, gobs [E] of it, trucks of it, trucks [A] of it, towns of it.
_ [E] [A] One of my [B] favorite [Gbm] [E] sights, [A] put it in [B] neon lights, [A] PB [B]&J, [A] PB [B]
&J, [A] PB [B] _ &J. _ _
_ _ [E] Peanut butter and jelly, that's what I like in my belly.
[A] Peanut butter and jelly, take it when I [E] visit Aunt Nellie.
[B] She just likes her crumpets and tea, [A] don't have a morsel for me.
[B] No peanut butter and, peanut butter and, peanut butter [E] and jelly.
[A] _ _ One day I saw myself out swimming, _ [D] across the ocean blue,
_ [A] attacked by whales and crocodiles, [D] I punched them out, [E] ker-ploo.
_ _ [A] And on my way back to the shore, [D] I saved three drowning people, [E] maybe more. _ _
[Gbm] And the crowds on the land, reporters and such, [D] all cheered as [E] I swam in.
[A] And the mayor was there, and the high school band, [D] as I posed [E] for the town [A] newsmen. _
[E] The mayor stood up to the microphones, [D] you can have whatever you want,
_ [Gbm] three new cars, the key to the city, _
[A] [D] no wait for you, we'll declare a special [E] day. _ _
_ [A] I paused for a moment, cleared my throat, [D] the crowds fell as silent as church mice.
[B] And in that [D] moment I was heard to say, _ [B] well a PB&J'd be awful nice. _
_ _ [E] Peanut butter and jelly, that's what I like in my belly.
[A] Peanut butter and jelly, share it with [E] Nora and Kelly.
[B] Peanut butter, I'll come to [A] supper with them and bigger and glee.
[B] For peanut butter and, peanut butter and, peanut [E] butter and jelly.
[B] For peanut butter and, peanut butter and, peanut [E] butter and jam.
No ham please ma'am, just give me that spread that goes to my head [A] and tickles my innards with glee.
[B] It's peanut butter and, peanut butter and, peanut [E] butter and jelly.
[B] It's peanut butter and, peanut butter and, peanut butter [E] and jelly.
_ Spread it around.
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