Chords for John 5 and The Creatures - HELL HAW

[G] _ _ _ _ _ [C] Welcome to [G] _ _ Hell _ [A] _ [D]
Haul!
_ [G] With special guests [C] Red Hot Rita, _ [G] _ Piggy D, _ [A] _
[D] Dr.
Odd, [G] _ Mad [C] Mad Mindy, _ [G] Grandpa Bop Bop, _ Sasha Sin, and our good friend [C]
Howdy Hell!
[G] _ _ With [A] special musical [D] guests [G] John 5 and the Creatures!
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Now let's [G] all go to HELL _ HAUL!
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What do you get [Em] when you cross a lesbian and a _ dinosaur?
A _ lickilondopus!
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_ Hey Rita, why did the [Eb] guitar teacher go [Em] to jail?
_ [Eb] Because he fingered a minor, [A] duh!
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Hey Rita, _ you're giving me one!
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[Eb] Have you heard of the new [Em] soda with Viagra in it? _
[B] No, what [Em] is it? _ _
Mount [Gm] and Dew!
[N] _ Hey _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
Dr.
Odd, I [Em] think I want to get rid of my love handles.
_ You sure will look funny without your ears! _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [N] _ Hey _ _ _
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Mindy, [G] you wanna make [Em] five bucks the hard [N] way? _ _ _
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What's better than roses on a piano? _
_ _ Tulips on an organ?
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Hey _ [Eb] Bop Bop! _ _ _ _
_ _ We have an organic finger and eyeball from Zombie [B] 5!
_ _ _ [Em] And _
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now, here's John 5 and the Creatures! _
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_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [Em] Well, _ that's it!
_ [G] Don't let the door [Db] hit you on the ass on the way out!
_ [D] See you next time _ [G] _
on HELL HAUL! _ _ _
_ [N] Jerks! _ _ _ _ _
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