Somebody Slap Me Chords by John Anderson

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[D] I _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
[D] _ _ [A] _ found a girl [E] who's got her [D] own money.
[A] She's so good looking [E] that it [D] ain't funny.
[A] She's got herself a [E] beauty school [D] diploma.
[A] _ Run her up to [E] Miss [D] Oklahoma.
_ [E] She looks uptown but she ain't really.
_ She's into football, she likes my chili.
[A] _ Somebody slap [E] me. _
[D] _ _ [A] _ Somebody slap [E] me. _
[D] _ _ [A] Can't be this happy.
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[A] I said, _ [E] somebody [B] slap me. _ _
_ _ [A] I found a girl [E] who's sweeter [D] than honey.
[A] She pets my dog [E] and she likes [D] my buddies.
[Am] I found a girl who [E] ain't afraid [D] of nothing.
[A] _ She's independent, [E] she does [D] her own thumping.
[E] Her daddy's rich but she don't let it show.
She [E] likes to fish, she's got her own boat.
_ [A] Somebody slap me.
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[D] I said, [A] _ somebody slap [E] me. _
[D] _ _ [A] Can't be this happy.
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[D] _ _ [A] _ Somebody slap me. _
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[D] She's [E] got long blonde hair and her eyes are blue.
She wants a husband but not anytime soon.
Somebody slap me. _ _
[D] I said, [Am] _ somebody slap me. _
[D] _ _ [Am] Can't [Bb] be this happy.
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[D] Y'all [Am] said, somebody slap [E] me. _
_ _ [A] _ Somebody slap me. _
[D] I [A] said, somebody slap [E] me. _
[D] _ _ [A] Can't be this happy.
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