Chords for John Bobek & Erin Barnes - That's Not How The Story Goes (A Series Of Unfortunate Events cover)

_ _ [Em] _ _ [G] _ _ [Em] You [G] might think that the [Em] Baudelaires ought to prevail [G] and be tucked someplace all [Em] safe and sound
[Cm] Count Olaf captured [G] and rotting in jail [B] his henchpeople nowhere around
[C] But there's no happy ending.
[D] It's not here and not [G] now.
This tale is all [Em] sorrows and woes
[C] You might dream that [D] justice and peace win the day, [Em] but that's not how the [D] story ends
_ [G] You might think that two [Em] parents both brave and both [G] true live till a [Em] nice ripe old age
[Cm] But I'm sad to say [G] I have bad news for [B] you the curtain rains down on the stage
[C] Yes, there's no happy [D] endings not here.
Not [G] now this tale is all [Em] sorrows and woes
[C] You might dream that [D] justice and peace win the day, [Em] but that's not how the [D] story goes
_ And I once loved a girl she thought one of me you thought we'd be [F#m] happy together
[E] But now I'm [G] alone as you can well see and [B] she's cold
_ [B] _ _ Yes, [C] there's no happy endings [D] not here.
Not now [G] this tale is all [Em] sorrows and woes
You [C] might dream that justice [D] and peace win the day, but [Em] that's not how the [D] story goes _
_ [G] The world is a pair [Em] of ill-fitting pants [G] and other dire [Em] hideous clothes
You [Cm] might think that two children [G] should lead pleasant lives, [B] but that's not how the story goes
[C] Some people [D] smile at the end of the day
[G] Some people [Em] laugh I suppose
[C] Me there's [D] nothing but gloom and [Em] despair.
That's just how the [D] story goes
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