Chords for John Entwistle's Rigor Mortis - My Wife (Old Grey Whistle Test 1975)

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_ I've been out [G] in jeopardy, hurting low blooders [E] while I'm on a feed.
[D] I ain't been home since 99, [E] and now my wife is [B] coming after me.
_ [C#m] Give me peace protection [G] from a fire gun, so [E] I can get to number one.
[D] Give me a bodyguard, a [G] backhoe to the waist, but [F#] a machine gun.
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_ Gonna buy a tank [G] and a helicopter, but when she catches up with me, won't [E] be no time to explain.
[D] She thinks I'm in with another [E] woman, and that's enough to [B] send her half insane.
_ [C#m] Gonna buy a lost [G] car, put on my leather boots and [E] take a long, long drive.
_ [D] I may end up spending [G] all my money, but [F#] I still feel alive.
_ [E] All I picked was [F#] heavy, too much to drink, [B] and I picked the wrong [C#] PC.
[E] I've been so far below, [F#] but now I ain't got time [B] to think.
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_ Gonna buy a tank [G] and a helicopter, but when she catches up with me, won't [E] be no time to explain.
[D] She thinks I'm in with another [E] woman, and that's enough to [B] send her half insane.
_ [C#m] Gonna buy a lost [G] car, put on my leather boots and [E] take a long, long drive.
_ [D] I may end [G] up spending all my money, but I [F#] still feel alive.
And [E] I'm oh so [F#] tired of running, [B] gonna lay down on the [C#] floor.
I [E] gotta rest some time, [F#] so I can get some lunch [B] and more.
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[F#] she's still a bitch, _ [E] she's still [B] a bitch. _
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