Chords for John Farnham Please Don't ask me

_ _ _ _ Alright.
Do you know _ one?
I sort of_
No, I don't actually.
There's no jazz in one.
No, [G] there's no jazz in one.
_ Pressure down?
No, I don't know [C] pressure down.
Could you [Cm] do_
[G] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [N] Please don't ask me.
I actually know that.
Please don't ask me.
I know that.
I know that.
Could you do it?
Okay.
You actually do know this don't you? Two flanks.
Yeah.
No Z demolished in this.
I've never seen jazz.
Ladies and gentlemen.
[G] Please don't ask me.
[Dm] Ladies and gentlemen.
It [N] is now my great pleasure to introduce_
You sure you want to go with this?
Not really Steve, but I'll give it a shot.
[Gm] Ladies and gentlemen.
[G] It is now [Gb] my great pleasure to introduce a thoroughly rehearsed, thoroughly prepared
version that frankly I think is going to do this album wonders.
_ [G] A version, [E] please don't [N] ask me, John Farnham, Paul Grabowski.
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ It's going to [Eb] be interesting.
_ [Dm] _
_ Nice.
_ _ _ [Bb] _
No, wait for me Paul, because [Gb] I come in before you do that [Eb] chorus.
I've got to do it.
I've got to do it.
I've got to do it.
Yeah, but basically show me the record.
Sorry.
All right. _
[G] _ Pardon [F] me. _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ [F] _
I'll sing Sadie if you're not careful and you don't know. _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
[F] Please don't [Bb] ask me what am I thinking.
_ [Cm] It's about [Eb] you. _ _ _
[D] _ [Bb] And [F] please don't [Bb] ask me I [F] never can see [Bb] you.
[Eb] What can I do.
_ _ _ [Bb] My friends say I'm a fool.
_ I'm a fool.
_ [Bbm] _ _ [Eb] _ _
[Ab] _ _ [Eb] I'm [Gm] _ _ [Gb] _ _
a _ _ [C] fool.
[F] _ _
I'm a fool.
_ I'm [Eb] _
a fool.
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [F] I'm _ [Bb] _ _ [Cm] a fool.
[Eb] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [F] _
_ [Bb] _ I'm [F] a fool.
I'm a fool.
I'm a fool.
I'm a [Gm] fool.
[Cm] I'm a fool.
_ _ _ _ [Eb] I'm a fool. _
_ [Bb] The _ _ _ more that we pretend [Eb] we _ _ _ [Gb] can't be more than [Ebm] friends, _ _
[F] please don't ask me [F] what I'm going
[D] say _ [Bb] to you _ _ _ you _ _ [Fm] could easily make [G] me happy _ _ _ that I [Cm] _ know [Ebm] _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] but I try _ _ [G] to never
_ _ [Eb] tell you so _ _ _ [F] I _ _ _ _ will [D] sing to [G] you my love songs [Cm] and pretend _ but [Ebm] _ _
_ [Bb] I'll keep the
secret [G]
right _ down to the [Eb] _ _
_ end
[C] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ please [F] don't [Dm] ask me [Gm] why I'm [F] not talking [Cm] I just can't [Eb] explain _ [D] _ _ [Bb] and please don't
ask [Gm] me why I go walking _ [Cm] out in the _ _ [F] rain _ [Bb] I could not live the [Bb] life it would [Ab] take to [Eb] have you [Gm] near [Gb] would be a _ mistake
[Bb] _ please don't ask me [Eb] _
why I'm so [Gb] in [Gb] love with [Gm] you _
_ _ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _
[Ebm] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [Bb] don't get a Z demolished in [Gb] court _ _ just go just go _ _ [A] _ _
[G] fabulous now just the one
just the [Gm] one _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _