Chords for John K. Samson - "When I Write My Master's Thesis"

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Oh the streets, Grand Theft Auto, San [B] Andreas, filled with smoke, _ [F#] doorbell rings, I put my
controller [B] down, pick it up, _ [F#] shoot some things, _ [C#] later, darkness [B] hits me good, and the loneliness
[F#] increases, she _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ said she'd [B] come back home when I'd write my [F#] master's thesis, _ _ _ _ _ oh the hours
I spent in the archives [B] wearing cotton gloves, _
[F#] shuffling, _ _ photos from 9 at [B] Sanatorium, _ _ [F#] Halloween, _ _
[C#] _ parties, [B] emaciated ghosts, hiding in those [F#] curtains creases, _ _ _ _ _ _
[C#] _ I'll let you [B] haunt the world when I write my [F#] master's thesis,
no _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ more _ _ _
[C#] first _ year _ _ [B] papers, no [F#] _ more _ citing [C#] sources,
_ _ [A#m] _ _ [C#] so _ _ [F#] I left home, cried the bumpy ride to [B] highway 23, [F#] _ _ started west, _ they'll be there to say that I [B] don't need to take your _ [F#] stupid test,
_ [C#] greet me with banners and [B] balloons, and my hard drive smashed [F#] to pieces, _ _ _ _ _ _ [C#] _
nothing left for me to [B] say, when I write [F#] my master's thesis, _
_ _ _ _ [Fm] _ [C#] _ _
it's all [B] gonna change, _ _ _ _
_ [F#] when I write my master's thesis. _ _
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