Twisted Chords by John Kay & The Sparrow

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_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ I got tagged [E] just the same, _ yeah _
Yeah, [B] when it comes to getting sleep at [A] night
I just can't seem [E] to win _ _ _ _ _ _
In the windshield to the zoo
Where I thought that I might hide
I met a friendly Christmas fellow
Took me for a ride
And [A] I got mangled, yeah
I [E] got pushed all out of shape
_ Mmm, _ _ [B] when it comes to being social
[A] You know I just can't seem [Em] to win
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Yeah, [E] oh
Shaking, _ _ _ _ _ _ oh
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_ _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _ Mmm, _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ [E] oh Yeah, oh
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Mmm, [E] climbing up my memories
To get away from all the noise
I slept in a banana peel man
And I almost got destroyed
And [A] I was worried, yeah
All [E] the way down to the ground
_ _ _ Mmm, yeah
[B] When it comes to holding in safety [A] nets
Nobody ever seems to be around _ _ _ _
[E] Oh, when I'm putting myself together
And I found that it would fest
If I no longer tried to be just like all the rest
Because [A] I'm twisted, _ yeah
But that's a [E] humpback I'm in
All right, I don't want to get out of it
Yeah, [B] when it comes to being normal
[A] Lord, I just can't seem [E] to win
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All right, [E] open up now, cuz _ _ _ _ _
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