Chords for John Mayer - Interview Conan (2006-09-13)
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Everybody, [E] we are back.
I am sitting here with John Mayer.
[N] You are on Continuum.
You know, I gotta say, of course, obviously you've got a big following, men and women, but the ladies at your concerts, I've heard, do anything to get your attention while you're playing.
What kinds of stuff are they doing?
There's not much you can do when you can't talk.
So, women have the sign language of breasts.
Right.
So, the thing about, I hardly ever get the breasts, and you can't ask for the breasts, you just have to give them positive verbal praise when it happens.
Yes.
You know what I mean?
The flashing, they do that?
Yeah, and then you look them dead in the breasts, and then you move on.
But, the thing is, there's nothing you can, once you've flashed your breasts at me, I can't ever go out with you because I don't ever want to tell somebody how we met.
It was just time.
Yeah.
It's a sweet story for the kids later.
I know, show her, show them, show them what you mean.
Now, so they have, they make signs, right?
Do they sometimes make signs?
Yeah, yeah, and they're really hard, I can't read, I can't read the signs and play at the same time, so I have to wait until the middle of, like, the songs, and this one, one time this girl had this sign, and I was like, what's dome?
What is dome?
And she miss-spaced it and was really doomy.
Right.
But for half the show, I was like, what's dome?
People have been, I've been seeing that sign for years, and I didn't know what it meant.
By the way, by the way.
Space them properly, ladies.
Gracie Morgan's hit out here is one of the funniest, sustained five minutes of humor I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, that's, he was fantastic.
Folks, if you don't have it, go get it.
Get it, Continuum, excellent, excellent work by Mr.
John Mayer, so go get that.
John, thanks so much for coming by.
Thanks very much.
Always a pleasure.
Thanks for the playwrights.
It's all I need.
Our thanks to Tracy Morgan for being here, he's the man.
Action Fletcher for being here.
Max Weinberg, the Max Weinberg.
So give her that color, President.
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Everybody, [E] we are back.
I am sitting here with John Mayer.
[N] You are on Continuum.
You know, I gotta say, of course, obviously you've got a big following, men and women, but the ladies at your concerts, I've heard, do anything to get your attention while you're playing.
What kinds of stuff are they doing?
There's not much you can do when you can't talk.
So, women have the sign language of breasts.
Right.
So, the thing about, I hardly ever get the breasts, and you can't ask for the breasts, you just have to give them positive verbal praise when it happens.
Yes.
You know what I mean?
The flashing, they do that?
Yeah, and then you look them dead in the breasts, and then you move on.
But, the thing is, there's nothing you can, once you've flashed your breasts at me, I can't ever go out with you because I don't ever want to tell somebody how we met.
It was just time.
Yeah.
It's a sweet story for the kids later.
I know, show her, show them, show them what you mean.
Now, so they have, they make signs, right?
Do they sometimes make signs?
Yeah, yeah, and they're really hard, I can't read, I can't read the signs and play at the same time, so I have to wait until the middle of, like, the songs, and this one, one time this girl had this sign, and I was like, what's dome?
What is dome?
And she miss-spaced it and was really doomy.
Right.
But for half the show, I was like, what's dome?
People have been, I've been seeing that sign for years, and I didn't know what it meant.
By the way, by the way.
Space them properly, ladies.
Gracie Morgan's hit out here is one of the funniest, sustained five minutes of humor I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, that's, he was fantastic.
Folks, if you don't have it, go get it.
Get it, Continuum, excellent, excellent work by Mr.
John Mayer, so go get that.
John, thanks so much for coming by.
Thanks very much.
Always a pleasure.
Thanks for the playwrights.
It's all I need.
Our thanks to Tracy Morgan for being here, he's the man.
Action Fletcher for being here.
Max Weinberg, the Max Weinberg.
So give her that color, President.
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_ Everybody, [E] we are back.
I am sitting here with John Mayer.
[N] You are on Continuum.
You know, I gotta say, of course, obviously you've got a big following, men and women, but the ladies at your concerts, I've heard, do anything to get your attention while you're playing.
What kinds of stuff are they doing?
There's not much you can do when you can't talk.
So, women have the sign language of breasts.
Right.
So, the thing about, I hardly ever get the breasts, and you can't ask for the breasts, you just have to give them positive verbal praise when it happens.
Yes.
You know what I mean?
The flashing, they do that?
Yeah, and then you look them dead in the breasts, and then you move on.
But, the thing is, _ there's nothing you can, once you've flashed your breasts at me, I can't ever go out with you because I don't ever want to tell somebody how we met. _
It was just time.
Yeah.
It's a sweet story for the kids later.
I know, show her, show them, show them what you mean.
Now, so they have, they make signs, right?
Do they sometimes make signs?
Yeah, yeah, and they're really hard, I can't read, I can't read the signs and play at the same time, so I have to wait until the middle of, like, the songs, and this one, one time this girl had this sign, and I was like, what's dome?
What is dome?
And she miss-spaced it and was really doomy.
Right.
But for half the show, I was like, what's dome? _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
People have been, I've been seeing that sign for years, and I didn't know what it meant.
By the way, by the way.
Space them properly, ladies.
Gracie Morgan's hit out here is one of the funniest, sustained five minutes of humor I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, that's, he was fantastic. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Folks, if you don't have it, go get it.
Get it, Continuum, excellent, excellent work by Mr.
John Mayer, so go get that.
John, thanks so much for coming by.
Thanks very much.
Always a pleasure.
_ Thanks for the playwrights.
It's all I need.
Our thanks to Tracy Morgan for being here, he's the man. _ _ _
Action Fletcher for being here.
Max Weinberg, the Max Weinberg.
So give her that color, President. _
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_ Everybody, [E] we are back.
I am sitting here with John Mayer.
[N] You are on Continuum.
You know, I gotta say, of course, obviously you've got a big following, men and women, but the ladies at your concerts, I've heard, do anything to get your attention while you're playing.
What kinds of stuff are they doing?
There's not much you can do when you can't talk.
So, women have the sign language of breasts.
Right.
So, the thing about, I hardly ever get the breasts, and you can't ask for the breasts, you just have to give them positive verbal praise when it happens.
Yes.
You know what I mean?
The flashing, they do that?
Yeah, and then you look them dead in the breasts, and then you move on.
But, the thing is, _ there's nothing you can, once you've flashed your breasts at me, I can't ever go out with you because I don't ever want to tell somebody how we met. _
It was just time.
Yeah.
It's a sweet story for the kids later.
I know, show her, show them, show them what you mean.
Now, so they have, they make signs, right?
Do they sometimes make signs?
Yeah, yeah, and they're really hard, I can't read, I can't read the signs and play at the same time, so I have to wait until the middle of, like, the songs, and this one, one time this girl had this sign, and I was like, what's dome?
What is dome?
And she miss-spaced it and was really doomy.
Right.
But for half the show, I was like, what's dome? _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
People have been, I've been seeing that sign for years, and I didn't know what it meant.
By the way, by the way.
Space them properly, ladies.
Gracie Morgan's hit out here is one of the funniest, sustained five minutes of humor I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, that's, he was fantastic. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Folks, if you don't have it, go get it.
Get it, Continuum, excellent, excellent work by Mr.
John Mayer, so go get that.
John, thanks so much for coming by.
Thanks very much.
Always a pleasure.
_ Thanks for the playwrights.
It's all I need.
Our thanks to Tracy Morgan for being here, he's the man. _ _ _
Action Fletcher for being here.
Max Weinberg, the Max Weinberg.
So give her that color, President. _
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