Chords for John Nemeth Kool Aid Pickle

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Oh, my [A#m] God.
[G] _ _ _
_ [C] _ [G] Yes, she is.
Sucking on a Kool-Aid pickle.
_ Talking to her mama on the telephone.
[C] She's crunching, she's sucking, she's smacking her lips.
[D] All of that sitting going straight to her [G] hips.
Dinner in the freezer, [Bm] dishes [Dm] in the sink.
[G] She's crying [C#] about her [G] hubby and how the man [C] drinks.
Dicker, _ dicker, come on, let's talk.
[D] Tell [Cm] me [D] again how we make this all stop.
[C] _ I'm in [D] a [A] Kool [G]-Aid pickle.
[A#m] _ [C] _ [G] _ _
_ [C] _ _ Life has [D] gone from sweet to sour [G] to raw.
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_ [C] _ _ I'm in [D] a Kool [G]-Aid pickle.
[A#] _ [C] _ [G] _ _
_ [C] _ _ Life has [D] gone from sweet to sour to raw.
That [G] shit is wrong. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [G] Cheaper to keep up is the name of the game.
The girl [C#] knows the [G] score and she'll play till the [C] end.
Love it, love it, kissing on my cheek.
[D] I'm hoping and I'm praying for a little sweet.
_ [C] _ I'm in [D] a [A] Kool [G]-Aid pickle.
[C#] _ [C] _ [G] _ _
_ [B] _ [C] _ Life has [D] gone from sweet to sour [G] to raw.
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_ _ [C] _ _ I'm [D] in a Kool [A] _ [G]-Aid pickle.
[C#] _ [Bm] _ _ [G] _
_ [C] _ Life has [D] gone from sweet to sour to [F] raw.
[C] _ [G] Oh, yeah.
_ [C] _ _ I'm in [D] a Kool [G]-Aid pickle. _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ Life has [D] gone from sweet to sour [G] to raw.
[F] _ [Bm] _ [Dm] Yes, it has.
[C] _ _ I'm in [D] a [E] Kool [G]-Aid pickle.
[F] _ [Bm] _ _ [G] _
_ [B] _ [C] _ Life has _ gone from [D] sweet to sour to [G] raw. _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
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