Chords for John Reed - I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General (Pirates Of Penzance).avi

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_ I am the very model of a modern major [Bb] general.
I have information, vegetable, animal, and
[Eb] mineral.
I know the kings of England and Dakota, fights historical, [Bb] from Marathon to Waterloo
in order categorical.
I am very well acquainted too with [Eb] matters mathematical.
I understand
equations both the simple and [Bb] quadratical.
About Bonhomme's theorem I am teeming with
a lot of [Bm] news.
Woo!
Don't be a genius.
Ah!
With many cheerful facts about [Bb] the square of the hypotenuse.
With many cheerful facts about the _ _ _ square of the hypotenuse. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] I am very good at integral and differential [Bb] calculus.
I know the scientific names of beings
and in [G] Malculus.
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral I am the very model [Eb] of
a modern major general.
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_ _ _ _ _ I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and [Bb] the Karadox.
Answer how the cross takes
over pretty days from [Eb] Paradox.
In Codeine, I let Jacques solve the crimes of Helicabolus.
In [Bb] Cornix, I can floor Pularity's parabolas.
I can tell and utter Drafio some [Ebm] Gerardous
and [Eb] Sophonis.
I know the coking chorus from the frogs of [Bb] Aristophanes.
And I can hum
a fugue of which you've heard the music's [Bm] Dinah-Four.
Woo!
Dinah-Four, Dinah-Four.
Ha ha!
And whistle all the airs from that [Bb] infernal nonsense Pinafore. _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] Then I can write a Washington bill in Babylonic [Bb] uniform and tell you every detail of [Gm] Karacticus's
uniform.
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral I am the very model of
a modern [Eb] major general.
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_ _ In fact, when I know what is meant by mammalin and ravelin, when I can tell at sight a mouse
a rifle from a [Eb] javelin, when such a phase of sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
[Bb] and when I know precisely what is meant by commissariat, [D] when I have learned what progress
has been [Ebm] made in modern [F] gunnery, when I know more of tactics than a [Gb] novice in a nunnery,
[Bb] in short, I have a smattering [Eb] of elemental strategy. _
_ Ooh!
[N] Strategy?
Strategy, let it be.
Ah ha ha!
I have it!
[B] You'll say I better major general [Bb] and never saturgy.
You'll say I better major general and never saturgy.
You'll say I better major general and never saturgy.
You'll say I better major general and never saturgy. _
_ [Eb] For my military knowledge, though I am plucky and [Bb] adventury, has only been but down to the
beginning of the century.
[Gm] But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral I am the very
model of [Eb] a modern major general.
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