Chords for Johnny Counterfit Presidents Singing

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_ _ _ _ _ _ As an example, I thought I'd take a couple of former presidents and turn them into singers to see if we'd like them better.
Now it's very important when dealing with songs for [C] former presidents, you've got to pick some songs that kind of fit their persona. _ _
[G] Now this former president with this song, [C] _ I think [B] if he went in the recording studio and [C] made a brand new [Eb] cut of this song, it'd be [A] a hit [C] all over again. _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [F] away [C] little girl, _ _ _ _ [Em] go _ away [C] little girl, _ _ _ _ [F] I'm not [G] supposed [F] to [G] be alone [C] with _ you.
When _ _ you [F] are _ like [G] this, _ boy [F] Hillary's gonna [C] get _ mad. _ _ _ _
[A] So go away [C] little girl [Dm] before [G] I continue to [C] stray. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Cm] _ [N] Mr. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Clinton sir, how are you and Hillary getting along these days?
_ Well to tell you the truth, Hillary and I get along like a couple of old hound dogs.
I sit up on the edge of the bed and beg and she rolls over and plays dead. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Em] Well do you still stay in touch with her [N] now that she's on the campaign trail?
Well I try to, I send her emails all day long, every day they keep disappearing, I don't know what happens to me. _ _ _ _
_ Well now that she's no longer Secretary of State, what's the current situation with foreign affairs?
Italian girls never tell. _ _ _ _
_ Well what ever happened to that little dog that used to follow you around every place you went?
Oh Monica got a job, I never see her anymore.
_ _ _ _ [Am] _ Now come on, just so you don't think I'm picking on [A] the Democrats now, _ we'll go to another former president on the other side of the political aisle, just to make it fair. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ Well, _ _ here I go again. _
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_ _ Memories, _ _ [D] pressed between the pages of my [A] mind. _ _ _
_ _ _ Memories, _ _ _
_ [D] sweetened through the ages [A] just like wine.
_ _ _ _ _ _ Like jelly beans and western pigs and fighting with the Soviets [E] of making the media look like dolts, [B] the air traffic controller [A] revolves in you. _ _ _ _
Mr.
Reagan where are you? _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Well, _ _ _ _ I'll give you a little hint.
Where I am right now there are a lot of angels and very few lawyers.
_ _ _ _ _ _ Well Mr.
Reagan what do you think of our President Obama? _ _
_ Well, let's see, Obama. _
_ Well, at least you've got another Irishman in the White House.
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Well Mr.
Reagan what do you think of President Obama bowing to the Saudi Arabian King? _ _ _
Well, _ _ _ _ I'm quite sure that Obama expected the King to be turned around the other way. _
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_ _ _ _ _ Now come on Mr.
Reagan, be nice, this is just for fun.
I am being nice.
It's not easy being President these days, what with terrorism all over the place.
It's very difficult, it's not easy dealing with terrorists.
_ Yes it is.
It's easy dealing, yes.
You have a simple solution do you for this problem with terrorists?
Yes.
Well what is it?
It's very [Bb] simple, we win, [A] they lose. _
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_ _ _ Yes, thank you.
Mr.
Reagan when you were President was it boxers or was it briefs?
It depends. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Memories, thank you very much. _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ This is George W.
_ _ _ Miss _ _ _ _ me yet? _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [Am] _ George W.
[G] Bush, I'm from the media sir and I'm here to tell you that your last two weeks on [Eb] the job as [N] President,
we did a little poll, a national poll about your presidency.
Sir, it reported that half of the American people loved you and half of the American people hated you.
What do you think of that? _
_ _ _ I think it was the other way around.
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_ Hear about that new drink they had [Eb] called the Bin Laden? _
Two shots and [A] a splash of water.
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_ _ _ _ Bin Laden called me the last day in the Oval Office and said if you don't get out of Iraq immediately,
we're going to cut off your supply of taxi cab drivers.
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