Chords for Johnny Marr absolutely detests Manchester United
Tempo:
91.55 bpm
Chords used:
Eb
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D
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Hi, I'm Johnny Maher.
I play guitar and sing and I'm about to play Would You Rather on the Fader.
[F] I'd probably rather Jimi [Eb] Hendrix.
I've tried guitar battling Noel Gallagher.
My ears are still ringing like 15 years later.
He's developed a guitar sound which is
[Fm] like [E] I'd imagine
standing on the Sun.
It's really really hot and super loud.
He's pretty good actually.
If I was to battle Hendrix, well, I'd let him do his incredible cosmic take on the Delta Blues
and then I'd just go full-on
1983 [Eb] UK indie on him.
That would confuse the shit out of him.
[Gb] I mean Jimi Hendrix is absolutely 100% the man and always will be the man in terms of guitar culture.
I love that stuff, but it's kind of good to know what you aren't in order to be what you should [G] be, I think.
[Em]
[F] I'd actually definitely buy everything off eBay.
In fact, the more I think about it, the more I
may even start to do that like immediately.
Well, I already buy a lot of my clothes off eBay anyway.
Women's
blouses and dresses from the 70s usually.
70s and 80s and then just [Ab] a friend of mine just chops them up and chops them down
and makes them look [G] slightly less ridiculous.
When eBay started I was still smoking quite a lot of weed.
So I'm staying up quite late and that's a really fatal combination.
We all know that.
[Em]
[F] If it has to be an [Eb] either or, sorry NWA, but it's gonna have to be some of my old guys
I think.
I've been in so many bands that I've got, that'd be a great position.
Jeremiah Green from Modest Mouse on drums, definitely without a doubt.
[Bb] Andy Rourke on bass.
Eric Judy [Eb] on bass, Modest Mouse.
Gary Jarman on [D] bass.
So that's our three bass players right there.
Ryan Jarman on guitar.
Bernard Sumner on keyboards.
Isaac Brock on lead vocals.
Matt Johnson on lead vocals.
[Cm] Neil Tennant doing spoken word.
Sounds good, [G] right?
The I told you I was right tour.
[Em]
[F] [N] I'd give up the lifestyle.
Not a problem.
I'd give it up right away because
being a Manchester United fan, I'd have to go to rehab.
I'd have to spend a lot of money.
Go and see doctors.
I'd have to take a lot of medication.
I'd just obviously be an [D] asshole.
I'd have to go to rehab all summer.
[Eb] My wife and children would leave me.
My [D] dog would stop loving me.
My fashion sense would just go completely to hell.
I'd get spots.
I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.
I wouldn't be able to write any music.
I wouldn't be able to sing.
I'd have to wear that terrible red shirt.
I'd have to hang out with other United fans.
I mean, give me a bottle [E] of Jack Daniels right away.
I'm on [D] board.
[A]
I play guitar and sing and I'm about to play Would You Rather on the Fader.
[F] I'd probably rather Jimi [Eb] Hendrix.
I've tried guitar battling Noel Gallagher.
My ears are still ringing like 15 years later.
He's developed a guitar sound which is
[Fm] like [E] I'd imagine
standing on the Sun.
It's really really hot and super loud.
He's pretty good actually.
If I was to battle Hendrix, well, I'd let him do his incredible cosmic take on the Delta Blues
and then I'd just go full-on
1983 [Eb] UK indie on him.
That would confuse the shit out of him.
[Gb] I mean Jimi Hendrix is absolutely 100% the man and always will be the man in terms of guitar culture.
I love that stuff, but it's kind of good to know what you aren't in order to be what you should [G] be, I think.
[Em]
[F] I'd actually definitely buy everything off eBay.
In fact, the more I think about it, the more I
may even start to do that like immediately.
Well, I already buy a lot of my clothes off eBay anyway.
Women's
blouses and dresses from the 70s usually.
70s and 80s and then just [Ab] a friend of mine just chops them up and chops them down
and makes them look [G] slightly less ridiculous.
When eBay started I was still smoking quite a lot of weed.
So I'm staying up quite late and that's a really fatal combination.
We all know that.
[Em]
[F] If it has to be an [Eb] either or, sorry NWA, but it's gonna have to be some of my old guys
I think.
I've been in so many bands that I've got, that'd be a great position.
Jeremiah Green from Modest Mouse on drums, definitely without a doubt.
[Bb] Andy Rourke on bass.
Eric Judy [Eb] on bass, Modest Mouse.
Gary Jarman on [D] bass.
So that's our three bass players right there.
Ryan Jarman on guitar.
Bernard Sumner on keyboards.
Isaac Brock on lead vocals.
Matt Johnson on lead vocals.
[Cm] Neil Tennant doing spoken word.
Sounds good, [G] right?
The I told you I was right tour.
[Em]
[F] [N] I'd give up the lifestyle.
Not a problem.
I'd give it up right away because
being a Manchester United fan, I'd have to go to rehab.
I'd have to spend a lot of money.
Go and see doctors.
I'd have to take a lot of medication.
I'd just obviously be an [D] asshole.
I'd have to go to rehab all summer.
[Eb] My wife and children would leave me.
My [D] dog would stop loving me.
My fashion sense would just go completely to hell.
I'd get spots.
I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.
I wouldn't be able to write any music.
I wouldn't be able to sing.
I'd have to wear that terrible red shirt.
I'd have to hang out with other United fans.
I mean, give me a bottle [E] of Jack Daniels right away.
I'm on [D] board.
[A]
Key:
Eb
F
G
D
Em
Eb
F
G
Hi, I'm Johnny Maher.
I play guitar and sing and I'm about to play Would You Rather on the Fader. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] I'd probably rather Jimi [Eb] Hendrix.
I've tried guitar battling Noel Gallagher.
My ears are still ringing like 15 years later.
He's developed a guitar sound which is
_ [Fm] like [E] I'd imagine
standing on the Sun.
It's really really hot and super loud.
He's pretty good actually.
If I was to battle Hendrix, well, I'd let him do his incredible cosmic take on the Delta Blues
and then I'd just go full-on
_ 1983 [Eb] UK indie on him.
That would confuse the shit out of him.
[Gb] I mean Jimi Hendrix is absolutely 100% the man and always will be the man in terms of guitar culture.
I love that stuff, but it's kind of good to know what you aren't in order to be what you should [G] be, I think.
_ [Em] _
[F] I'd actually definitely buy everything off eBay.
In fact, the more I think about it, the more I
may even start to do that like immediately.
Well, I already buy a lot of my clothes off eBay anyway.
_ Women's
blouses and dresses from the 70s usually.
70s and 80s and then just [Ab] a friend of mine just chops them up and chops them down
and makes them look [G] slightly less ridiculous.
When eBay started I was still smoking quite a lot of weed.
So I'm staying up quite late and that's a really fatal combination.
We all know that.
_ [Em] _
[F] If it has to be an [Eb] either or, sorry NWA, but it's gonna have to be some of my old guys
I think.
I've been in so many bands that I've got, that'd be a great _ position.
Jeremiah Green from Modest Mouse on drums, definitely without a doubt.
[Bb] Andy Rourke on bass.
Eric Judy [Eb] on bass, Modest Mouse.
Gary Jarman on [D] bass.
So that's our three bass players right there.
Ryan Jarman on guitar.
Bernard Sumner on keyboards.
Isaac Brock on lead vocals.
Matt Johnson on lead vocals.
[Cm] Neil Tennant doing spoken word.
_ Sounds good, [G] right?
_ The I told you I was right tour.
_ _ [Em] _
[F] _ [N] I'd give up the lifestyle.
Not a problem.
I'd give it up right away because
being a Manchester United fan, I'd have to go to rehab.
I'd have to spend a lot of money.
Go and see doctors.
I'd have to take a lot of medication.
I'd just obviously be an [D] asshole.
I'd have to go to rehab all summer.
[Eb] My wife and children would leave me.
My [D] dog would stop loving me.
My fashion sense would just go completely to hell.
I'd get spots.
I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.
I wouldn't be able to write any music.
I wouldn't be able to sing.
I'd have to wear that terrible red shirt.
I'd have to hang out with other United fans.
I mean, give me a bottle [E] of Jack Daniels right away.
I'm on [D] board.
_ _ _ [A] _
I play guitar and sing and I'm about to play Would You Rather on the Fader. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] I'd probably rather Jimi [Eb] Hendrix.
I've tried guitar battling Noel Gallagher.
My ears are still ringing like 15 years later.
He's developed a guitar sound which is
_ [Fm] like [E] I'd imagine
standing on the Sun.
It's really really hot and super loud.
He's pretty good actually.
If I was to battle Hendrix, well, I'd let him do his incredible cosmic take on the Delta Blues
and then I'd just go full-on
_ 1983 [Eb] UK indie on him.
That would confuse the shit out of him.
[Gb] I mean Jimi Hendrix is absolutely 100% the man and always will be the man in terms of guitar culture.
I love that stuff, but it's kind of good to know what you aren't in order to be what you should [G] be, I think.
_ [Em] _
[F] I'd actually definitely buy everything off eBay.
In fact, the more I think about it, the more I
may even start to do that like immediately.
Well, I already buy a lot of my clothes off eBay anyway.
_ Women's
blouses and dresses from the 70s usually.
70s and 80s and then just [Ab] a friend of mine just chops them up and chops them down
and makes them look [G] slightly less ridiculous.
When eBay started I was still smoking quite a lot of weed.
So I'm staying up quite late and that's a really fatal combination.
We all know that.
_ [Em] _
[F] If it has to be an [Eb] either or, sorry NWA, but it's gonna have to be some of my old guys
I think.
I've been in so many bands that I've got, that'd be a great _ position.
Jeremiah Green from Modest Mouse on drums, definitely without a doubt.
[Bb] Andy Rourke on bass.
Eric Judy [Eb] on bass, Modest Mouse.
Gary Jarman on [D] bass.
So that's our three bass players right there.
Ryan Jarman on guitar.
Bernard Sumner on keyboards.
Isaac Brock on lead vocals.
Matt Johnson on lead vocals.
[Cm] Neil Tennant doing spoken word.
_ Sounds good, [G] right?
_ The I told you I was right tour.
_ _ [Em] _
[F] _ [N] I'd give up the lifestyle.
Not a problem.
I'd give it up right away because
being a Manchester United fan, I'd have to go to rehab.
I'd have to spend a lot of money.
Go and see doctors.
I'd have to take a lot of medication.
I'd just obviously be an [D] asshole.
I'd have to go to rehab all summer.
[Eb] My wife and children would leave me.
My [D] dog would stop loving me.
My fashion sense would just go completely to hell.
I'd get spots.
I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.
I wouldn't be able to write any music.
I wouldn't be able to sing.
I'd have to wear that terrible red shirt.
I'd have to hang out with other United fans.
I mean, give me a bottle [E] of Jack Daniels right away.
I'm on [D] board.
_ _ _ [A] _