Chords for Jon Lajoie- The Birthday Song w/ lyrics
Tempo:
114.825 bpm
Chords used:
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret

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This is my [D] version of the birthday song, Natasha.
It's your birthday today.
I'll try to explain that [G] 21 years ago on this day, it was [A] the first time your
saw your beautiful [D] face.
And nine months before that magical day, your dad probably took your mom out on a date [G] and
[D] dancing and drinking wine.
And when they got home, they were horny as hell.
dad threw your mom down on the [G] bed and he tore her panties off.
It's your birthday today.
I'll try to explain that [G] 21 years ago on this day, it was [A] the first time your
saw your beautiful [D] face.
And nine months before that magical day, your dad probably took your mom out on a date [G] and
[D] dancing and drinking wine.
And when they got home, they were horny as hell.
dad threw your mom down on the [G] bed and he tore her panties off.
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This is my [D] version of the birthday song, Natasha.
Happy birthday.
[D] _ _
_ _ _ _ It's your birthday today.
_ What does that mean?
I guess I'll try to explain that [G] 21 years ago on this day, _ it was [A] the first time your
parents saw your beautiful [D] _ face. _ _
_ _ And nine months before that magical day, your dad probably took your mom out on a date [G] and
they were having a good time.
They were [D] dancing and drinking wine. _ _
And when they got home, they were horny as hell.
And your dad threw your mom down on the [G] bed and he tore her panties off.
And his penis [D] was hard as a rock.
_ _ And then your mom really wanted to give your dad a hit, but your dad also wanted to give
your mom a hit.
[G] So they formed a 69.
And your mom came at least three times.
_ And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom that he forgot to put a condom on.
And when he realized his mistake, he had [A] _ ejaculated and it was too [D] late.
_ _ _ [G] And then your mom [A] got pregnant _ [Bm] and your dad [D] started crying.
He wanted your [G] mom to get an [A] abortion, _ [Bm] but your mom wanted [D] a child.
[G] And nine months later, [A] you were born.
[G] And then five months later, [A] your _ parents got a [D] divorce.
Happy birthday, Natasha.
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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This is my [D] version of the birthday song, Natasha.
Happy birthday.
[D] _ _
_ _ _ _ It's your birthday today.
_ What does that mean?
I guess I'll try to explain that [G] 21 years ago on this day, _ it was [A] the first time your
parents saw your beautiful [D] _ face. _ _
_ _ And nine months before that magical day, your dad probably took your mom out on a date [G] and
they were having a good time.
They were [D] dancing and drinking wine. _ _
And when they got home, they were horny as hell.
And your dad threw your mom down on the [G] bed and he tore her panties off.
And his penis [D] was hard as a rock.
_ _ And then your mom really wanted to give your dad a hit, but your dad also wanted to give
your mom a hit.
[G] So they formed a 69.
And your mom came at least three times.
_ And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom that he forgot to put a condom on.
And when he realized his mistake, he had [A] _ ejaculated and it was too [D] late.
_ _ _ [G] And then your mom [A] got pregnant _ [Bm] and your dad [D] started crying.
He wanted your [G] mom to get an [A] abortion, _ [Bm] but your mom wanted [D] a child.
[G] And nine months later, [A] you were born.
[G] And then five months later, [A] your _ parents got a [D] divorce.
Happy birthday, Natasha.
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