Chords for Jonathan Coulton - Portal Duo - Want You Gone / Still Alive - Bristol Colston Hall, 9th June 2011
Tempo:
111.3 bpm
Chords used:
E
G
C
A
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret

Start Jamming...
How many people are in the middle of playing [F] Portal 2 but haven't [N] finished?
Well, [G#] I'm sorry, but you should have played faster.
[G]
[N]
Seriously, where are your priorities?
What are you doing?
Put them in the playpen, or [G#m] lock them in a room.
It's only like a three hour [G#] game anyway.
[Gm]
[G] [N]
Okay, so [D#] this is a song called One New Bomb.
[G]
[Cm]
Here we are again, [C] it's always such a [G] pleasure
Remember when you tried to kill [D] me twice
[E] I would've laughed and [G] laughed, [Cm] except I wasn't laughing
[D] Under the circumstances I've [B] been shockingly [E] nice
You wanted [G#m] freedom, take [E]
it
[C#] That's what I'm counting [A] on
[E] I used to [G#m] want you [E] dead, but [Em] now I [D] only want you [G]
gone
She [C] [D#]
[G] [C#] was a lot like [C] you, maybe not quite [G] as heavy
Now [C#] little [C] Carolyn's in here [D] too
[G] [C#] Did they walk me [C] out so I [Cm] could live [G] forever?
Such a [C] shame the same will [B] never happen [E] to you
You've got your shorts and a knife now
That's what I'm counting [A] on
[E] [E] I let [G#m] you get into it, [Am] now I [E] only want [G] you gone
[Cm]
[G] But my only friend, oh, did you think I knew?
It would [C#] be funny [C] if it weren't so [D] sad
[G] [C#] You've been [C] replaced, I don't need anyone [G] now
If I [C#] delete you, [C] maybe I'll [B] stop [Em] feeling so bad
[C#] We'll make some [G#m] new disaster
[E]
[E] That's what I'm counting on
[C#m] You're someone [G#m] else's [A] problem, [Em] now I [E] only want you gone
[Em] Now [E] I only want you [F#m] gone
[E] [C] Now I only want you [G]
gone
[N] She
[C#]
won
[F#] Making [A] no pick gives success
[F#m] [D] It's hard to [E] overstate my satisfaction
[F#m] [A]
Have you changed sides?
[D] Do what we must, [F#m] because we can
[F#m] [Bm] For the good of [E] all of [D#] us, except the [Cm] ones who are dead
[F] But there's [C] no sense [A] crying over every mistake
You just keep [A] on trying till you [C] run out of hate
And the [D] science gets [G] done and you make a [Am] mean gun
For the [F] people who [E] are still [A] alive
Not even angry, I'm being so sincere right now
[Bm] Even though you [E] broke my heart and [A] killed me
Tore me to pieces, threw every piece into a fire
As [B] they [Bm] burned [E] it hurt, because I was [C] so happy for you
Now these points [G] of data make [F] a beautiful [C] lie
We're out [G] of data, [F] we're releasing [C] on time
[A] Don't let it get burned, [Em] remove all the [Am] things we learned
[F] For the people who are [E] still [B] alive
[A]
[F#] Go ahead and leave me
[A]
[D#m] I think I [A] prefer to stay inside
[F#m] [D] Maybe you'll [E] find someone else [A] to help [F#m] you
[A] Maybe Black Panther, that was a joke
I [F#m] don't know, that joke was a joke
Anyway, [E] this cake is great, so [F] delicious, so moist
The [C] PD's still [G] talking when the [C] science is due
When I learn, [G] apparently [F] it's me, but I don't [C] know
You've [F] got experiments [G] to run, [Em] there is research to [Am] be done
All the people [E] who are still [A] alive
And believe me, I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I'll be fantastic and I'm still alive
While you're dead, I'll be still alive
And when you're dead, I'll be still alive
Still [E] alive, still alive
[N]
Well, [G#] I'm sorry, but you should have played faster.
[G]
[N]
Seriously, where are your priorities?
What are you doing?
Put them in the playpen, or [G#m] lock them in a room.
It's only like a three hour [G#] game anyway.
[Gm]
[G] [N]
Okay, so [D#] this is a song called One New Bomb.
[G]
[Cm]
Here we are again, [C] it's always such a [G] pleasure
Remember when you tried to kill [D] me twice
[E] I would've laughed and [G] laughed, [Cm] except I wasn't laughing
[D] Under the circumstances I've [B] been shockingly [E] nice
You wanted [G#m] freedom, take [E]
it
[C#] That's what I'm counting [A] on
[E] I used to [G#m] want you [E] dead, but [Em] now I [D] only want you [G]
gone
She [C] [D#]
[G] [C#] was a lot like [C] you, maybe not quite [G] as heavy
Now [C#] little [C] Carolyn's in here [D] too
[G] [C#] Did they walk me [C] out so I [Cm] could live [G] forever?
Such a [C] shame the same will [B] never happen [E] to you
You've got your shorts and a knife now
That's what I'm counting [A] on
[E] [E] I let [G#m] you get into it, [Am] now I [E] only want [G] you gone
[Cm]
[G] But my only friend, oh, did you think I knew?
It would [C#] be funny [C] if it weren't so [D] sad
[G] [C#] You've been [C] replaced, I don't need anyone [G] now
If I [C#] delete you, [C] maybe I'll [B] stop [Em] feeling so bad
[C#] We'll make some [G#m] new disaster
[E]
[E] That's what I'm counting on
[C#m] You're someone [G#m] else's [A] problem, [Em] now I [E] only want you gone
[Em] Now [E] I only want you [F#m] gone
[E] [C] Now I only want you [G]
gone
[N] She
[C#]
won
[F#] Making [A] no pick gives success
[F#m] [D] It's hard to [E] overstate my satisfaction
[F#m] [A]
Have you changed sides?
[D] Do what we must, [F#m] because we can
[F#m] [Bm] For the good of [E] all of [D#] us, except the [Cm] ones who are dead
[F] But there's [C] no sense [A] crying over every mistake
You just keep [A] on trying till you [C] run out of hate
And the [D] science gets [G] done and you make a [Am] mean gun
For the [F] people who [E] are still [A] alive
Not even angry, I'm being so sincere right now
[Bm] Even though you [E] broke my heart and [A] killed me
Tore me to pieces, threw every piece into a fire
As [B] they [Bm] burned [E] it hurt, because I was [C] so happy for you
Now these points [G] of data make [F] a beautiful [C] lie
We're out [G] of data, [F] we're releasing [C] on time
[A] Don't let it get burned, [Em] remove all the [Am] things we learned
[F] For the people who are [E] still [B] alive
[A]
[F#] Go ahead and leave me
[A]
[D#m] I think I [A] prefer to stay inside
[F#m] [D] Maybe you'll [E] find someone else [A] to help [F#m] you
[A] Maybe Black Panther, that was a joke
I [F#m] don't know, that joke was a joke
Anyway, [E] this cake is great, so [F] delicious, so moist
The [C] PD's still [G] talking when the [C] science is due
When I learn, [G] apparently [F] it's me, but I don't [C] know
You've [F] got experiments [G] to run, [Em] there is research to [Am] be done
All the people [E] who are still [A] alive
And believe me, I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I'll be fantastic and I'm still alive
While you're dead, I'll be still alive
And when you're dead, I'll be still alive
Still [E] alive, still alive
[N]
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_ _ _ _ _ How many people are in the middle of playing [F] Portal 2 but haven't [N] finished? _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well, [G#] I'm sorry, but you should have played faster.
_ [G] _ _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Seriously, where are your priorities?
What are you doing? _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Put them in the playpen, or [G#m] lock them in a room. _ _
It's only like a three hour [G#] game anyway.
[Gm] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
Okay, so [D#] this is a song called One New Bomb.
[G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _
_ Here we are again, [C] it's always such a [G] pleasure
Remember when you tried to kill [D] me twice
[E] _ I would've laughed and [G] laughed, [Cm] except I wasn't laughing
[D] Under the circumstances I've [B] been shockingly [E] nice
You wanted [G#m] freedom, take _ [E]
it
[C#] That's what I'm counting _ [A] on
[E] _ _ _ I used to [G#m] want you [E] dead, but [Em] now I [D] only want you [G]
gone
She _ [C] _ _ _ [D#] _ _
[G] _ [C#] was a lot like [C] you, maybe not quite [G] as heavy
Now [C#] little _ [C] Carolyn's in here [D] too
[G] _ [C#] Did they walk me [C] out so I [Cm] could live [G] forever?
Such a [C] shame the same will [B] never happen [E] to you _
You've got your shorts and a knife now _
_ That's what I'm counting _ [A] on
[E] _ _ [E] I let [G#m] you get into it, [Am] now I [E] only want [G] you _ gone
_ [Cm] _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ But my only friend, oh, did you think I knew?
It would [C#] be funny [C] if it weren't so [D] sad
[G] _ [C#] You've been [C] replaced, I don't need anyone [G] now
If I [C#] delete you, [C] maybe I'll [B] stop [Em] feeling so bad _
[C#] We'll make some [G#m] new _ disaster
[E] _ _
_ [E] That's what I'm counting _ on
_ _ _ [C#m] You're someone [G#m] else's [A] problem, [Em] now I [E] only want you gone
[Em] _ _ Now [E] I only want you [F#m] gone
_ [E] _ [C] Now I only want you [G] _ _ _ _
gone
_ _ [N] _ She _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ won _ _ _
_ [F#] Making [A] no pick gives success
[F#m] _ [D] It's hard to [E] overstate my _ satisfaction
[F#m] _ _ [A] _ _
Have you changed sides? _ _ _ _
[D] Do what we must, [F#m] because we can _
[F#m] _ [Bm] For the good of [E] all of [D#] us, except the [Cm] ones who are dead
[F] But there's [C] no sense [A] crying over every mistake
You just keep [A] on trying till you [C] run out of hate
And the [D] science gets [G] done and you make a [Am] mean gun
For the [F] people who [E] are still [A] alive _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Not even angry, _ _ _ I'm being so sincere right now _
_ _ [Bm] Even though you [E] broke my heart and [A] killed me _ _
Tore me to pieces, _ _ _ _ threw every piece into a fire
As [B] they [Bm] burned [E] it hurt, because I was [C] so happy for you
Now these points [G] of data make [F] a beautiful [C] lie
We're out [G] of data, [F] we're releasing [C] on time
[A] Don't let it get burned, [Em] remove all the [Am] things we learned
[F] For the people who are [E] still [B] alive _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#] Go ahead and leave me
_ [A] _
[D#m] I think I [A] prefer to stay inside
_ [F#m] _ [D] Maybe you'll [E] find someone else [A] to help [F#m] you
_ [A] Maybe Black Panther, _ _ _ _ that was a joke
I [F#m] don't know, that joke was a joke
_ _ Anyway, _ [E] this cake is great, so [F] delicious, so moist
The [C] PD's still [G] talking when the [C] science is due
When I learn, [G] apparently [F] it's me, but I don't [C] know
You've [F] got experiments [G] to run, [Em] there is research to [Am] be done
All the people [E] who are still [A] alive
And believe me, I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I'll be fantastic and I'm still alive
_ While you're dead, I'll be still alive
And when you're dead, I'll be still alive
_ Still [E] alive, still alive _ _ _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well, [G#] I'm sorry, but you should have played faster.
_ [G] _ _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Seriously, where are your priorities?
What are you doing? _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Put them in the playpen, or [G#m] lock them in a room. _ _
It's only like a three hour [G#] game anyway.
[Gm] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
Okay, so [D#] this is a song called One New Bomb.
[G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _
_ Here we are again, [C] it's always such a [G] pleasure
Remember when you tried to kill [D] me twice
[E] _ I would've laughed and [G] laughed, [Cm] except I wasn't laughing
[D] Under the circumstances I've [B] been shockingly [E] nice
You wanted [G#m] freedom, take _ [E]
it
[C#] That's what I'm counting _ [A] on
[E] _ _ _ I used to [G#m] want you [E] dead, but [Em] now I [D] only want you [G]
gone
She _ [C] _ _ _ [D#] _ _
[G] _ [C#] was a lot like [C] you, maybe not quite [G] as heavy
Now [C#] little _ [C] Carolyn's in here [D] too
[G] _ [C#] Did they walk me [C] out so I [Cm] could live [G] forever?
Such a [C] shame the same will [B] never happen [E] to you _
You've got your shorts and a knife now _
_ That's what I'm counting _ [A] on
[E] _ _ [E] I let [G#m] you get into it, [Am] now I [E] only want [G] you _ gone
_ [Cm] _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ But my only friend, oh, did you think I knew?
It would [C#] be funny [C] if it weren't so [D] sad
[G] _ [C#] You've been [C] replaced, I don't need anyone [G] now
If I [C#] delete you, [C] maybe I'll [B] stop [Em] feeling so bad _
[C#] We'll make some [G#m] new _ disaster
[E] _ _
_ [E] That's what I'm counting _ on
_ _ _ [C#m] You're someone [G#m] else's [A] problem, [Em] now I [E] only want you gone
[Em] _ _ Now [E] I only want you [F#m] gone
_ [E] _ [C] Now I only want you [G] _ _ _ _
gone
_ _ [N] _ She _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ won _ _ _
_ [F#] Making [A] no pick gives success
[F#m] _ [D] It's hard to [E] overstate my _ satisfaction
[F#m] _ _ [A] _ _
Have you changed sides? _ _ _ _
[D] Do what we must, [F#m] because we can _
[F#m] _ [Bm] For the good of [E] all of [D#] us, except the [Cm] ones who are dead
[F] But there's [C] no sense [A] crying over every mistake
You just keep [A] on trying till you [C] run out of hate
And the [D] science gets [G] done and you make a [Am] mean gun
For the [F] people who [E] are still [A] alive _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Not even angry, _ _ _ I'm being so sincere right now _
_ _ [Bm] Even though you [E] broke my heart and [A] killed me _ _
Tore me to pieces, _ _ _ _ threw every piece into a fire
As [B] they [Bm] burned [E] it hurt, because I was [C] so happy for you
Now these points [G] of data make [F] a beautiful [C] lie
We're out [G] of data, [F] we're releasing [C] on time
[A] Don't let it get burned, [Em] remove all the [Am] things we learned
[F] For the people who are [E] still [B] alive _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#] Go ahead and leave me
_ [A] _
[D#m] I think I [A] prefer to stay inside
_ [F#m] _ [D] Maybe you'll [E] find someone else [A] to help [F#m] you
_ [A] Maybe Black Panther, _ _ _ _ that was a joke
I [F#m] don't know, that joke was a joke
_ _ Anyway, _ [E] this cake is great, so [F] delicious, so moist
The [C] PD's still [G] talking when the [C] science is due
When I learn, [G] apparently [F] it's me, but I don't [C] know
You've [F] got experiments [G] to run, [Em] there is research to [Am] be done
All the people [E] who are still [A] alive
And believe me, I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I'll be fantastic and I'm still alive
_ While you're dead, I'll be still alive
And when you're dead, I'll be still alive
_ Still [E] alive, still alive _ _ _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _