Big Everything Chords by Judge Dread
Tempo:
73.05 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
F
Dm
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C] [F] [G]
[C] [F] [G]
[C] Right now I'm feeling sexy, [Dm] gotta sing [G] a dirty [C] song tonight.
[Dm] [G]
[C] Some of them you won't know, [F] then I think [G]
[C] there's some you might.
[F] Aha, [G] this is it!
[C] A little Miss Muffet sat on the tuff, [Dm] her knickers all tattered [G] and torn.
[C] It wasn't a spider [Em] who sat down beside her, [Dm] was little boy Blue with [G] the Orange, sing a song [C] now.
Hi-hi-diddy-dum-day, [F] hi-hi [G]-hi-ya.
[C] Hi-hi-diddy-dum-day, [F] hi-hi [G]-hi-ya.
[C] Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard [Dm] to get the poor doggie a [G] phone.
But [C] when she bent down the dog came around and [F] he gave her a phone of [G] his own.
[C] [F] [G]
[C] Simple Simon, Indian boy, [Dm] comes on like a [G] tiger.
He [C] doesn't like it in this town, but [F] he likes it up the [G] Khyber.
[C] [F] [G]
[C] She excreted, he had a dog and the [F] dog's name was [G] Daniel.
If you [C] saw the dog in action, [Dm] you'd know why he's a cock-ass [G] Spaniel.
[C] [F] [G] Big Nine!
[C] Holly Flinders sat on the cinders [F] warming her pretty little [G] feet.
[Em] A spark [C] shocked out and she gave out a shout, [F] gossip burnt her on her country [G] seat.
[C] [F] [G]
Big Ten!
[Em] Two [C] old ladies standing by the dock, [F] one put her hand [G] up the other one's crock.
[C] [F] [G]
Wet Dream!
[C] Every night I go to sleep, [F] I have a little [G] wet dream.
[C] Every night I go to sleep, [F] the woman shouts [G] and screams.
[C] I lie down girl and I push it up, I tell [Dm] you I lie down and [G] I will.
[C] Every night I go to bed, [Dm] the women have [G] a thrill called blimey.
Hi, [C] hi, diddy dum day, [F] hi, hi, [G] hi-ya.
[C] Hi, hi, diddy dum day, [F] hi, hi, [G] hi-ya.
[C] A boy blue stood on the burning dock, [F] waving and shaking [G] his big hairy.
[C] Hi, hi, diddy dum day, [F] hi, hi, [G] hi-ya.
[C] Hi, hi, diddy dum day, [F] hi, [G] hi, hi-ya.
[C] There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, [F] she had so many kids [G] she didn't know what to [C] do.
Now people like her make me [F] grunt, you'd have thought by now [G] she'd have stitched up her.
[C] Right now it's time for me to [F] go, I've got to [G] mend my overflow.
[C] Sorry, I didn't know you was having a pee.
[F] Where you going?
[G] Wait for me!
[C] [Eb] [Cm] [N] [B] [Eb]
[C] [F] [G]
[C] Right now I'm feeling sexy, [Dm] gotta sing [G] a dirty [C] song tonight.
[Dm] [G]
[C] Some of them you won't know, [F] then I think [G]
[C] there's some you might.
[F] Aha, [G] this is it!
[C] A little Miss Muffet sat on the tuff, [Dm] her knickers all tattered [G] and torn.
[C] It wasn't a spider [Em] who sat down beside her, [Dm] was little boy Blue with [G] the Orange, sing a song [C] now.
Hi-hi-diddy-dum-day, [F] hi-hi [G]-hi-ya.
[C] Hi-hi-diddy-dum-day, [F] hi-hi [G]-hi-ya.
[C] Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard [Dm] to get the poor doggie a [G] phone.
But [C] when she bent down the dog came around and [F] he gave her a phone of [G] his own.
[C] [F] [G]
[C] Simple Simon, Indian boy, [Dm] comes on like a [G] tiger.
He [C] doesn't like it in this town, but [F] he likes it up the [G] Khyber.
[C] [F] [G]
[C] She excreted, he had a dog and the [F] dog's name was [G] Daniel.
If you [C] saw the dog in action, [Dm] you'd know why he's a cock-ass [G] Spaniel.
[C] [F] [G] Big Nine!
[C] Holly Flinders sat on the cinders [F] warming her pretty little [G] feet.
[Em] A spark [C] shocked out and she gave out a shout, [F] gossip burnt her on her country [G] seat.
[C] [F] [G]
Big Ten!
[Em] Two [C] old ladies standing by the dock, [F] one put her hand [G] up the other one's crock.
[C] [F] [G]
Wet Dream!
[C] Every night I go to sleep, [F] I have a little [G] wet dream.
[C] Every night I go to sleep, [F] the woman shouts [G] and screams.
[C] I lie down girl and I push it up, I tell [Dm] you I lie down and [G] I will.
[C] Every night I go to bed, [Dm] the women have [G] a thrill called blimey.
Hi, [C] hi, diddy dum day, [F] hi, hi, [G] hi-ya.
[C] Hi, hi, diddy dum day, [F] hi, hi, [G] hi-ya.
[C] A boy blue stood on the burning dock, [F] waving and shaking [G] his big hairy.
[C] Hi, hi, diddy dum day, [F] hi, hi, [G] hi-ya.
[C] Hi, hi, diddy dum day, [F] hi, [G] hi, hi-ya.
[C] There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, [F] she had so many kids [G] she didn't know what to [C] do.
Now people like her make me [F] grunt, you'd have thought by now [G] she'd have stitched up her.
[C] Right now it's time for me to [F] go, I've got to [G] mend my overflow.
[C] Sorry, I didn't know you was having a pee.
[F] Where you going?
[G] Wait for me!
[C] [Eb] [Cm] [N] [B] [Eb]
Key:
C
G
F
Dm
Em
C
G
F
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _
[C] Right now I'm feeling sexy, [Dm] gotta sing [G] a dirty [C] song tonight.
_ _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _
[C] Some of them you won't know, [F] then I think [G] _
[C] there's some you might.
_ [F] Aha, [G] this is it!
[C] A little Miss Muffet sat on the tuff, [Dm] her knickers all tattered [G] and torn.
[C] It wasn't a spider [Em] who sat down beside her, [Dm] was little boy Blue with [G] the Orange, sing a song [C] now.
Hi-hi-diddy-dum-day, [F] hi-hi [G]-hi-ya.
[C] Hi-hi-diddy-dum-day, [F] hi-hi [G]-hi-ya.
[C] Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard [Dm] to get the poor doggie a [G] phone.
But [C] when she bent down the dog came around and [F] he gave her a phone of [G] his own.
[C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ [G] _ _
[C] Simple Simon, Indian boy, [Dm] comes on like a [G] tiger.
He [C] doesn't like it in this town, but [F] he likes it up the [G] Khyber.
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _
[C] She excreted, he had a dog and the [F] dog's name was [G] Daniel.
If you [C] saw the dog in action, [Dm] you'd know why he's a cock-ass [G] Spaniel.
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ [G] Big Nine!
[C] Holly Flinders sat on the cinders [F] warming her pretty little [G] feet.
[Em] A spark [C] shocked out and she gave out a shout, [F] gossip burnt her on her country [G] seat.
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [G]
Big Ten!
[Em] Two [C] old ladies standing by the dock, [F] one put her hand [G] up the other one's crock.
[C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [G]
Wet Dream!
[C] Every night I go to sleep, [F] I have a little [G] wet dream.
[C] Every night I go to sleep, [F] the woman shouts [G] and screams.
[C] I lie down girl and I push it up, I tell [Dm] you I lie down and [G] I will.
_ [C] Every night I go to bed, [Dm] the women have [G] a thrill called blimey.
Hi, [C] hi, diddy dum day, [F] hi, hi, [G] hi-ya.
[C] Hi, hi, diddy dum day, [F] hi, hi, [G] hi-ya.
[C] A boy blue stood on the burning dock, [F] waving and shaking [G] his big hairy.
[C] Hi, hi, diddy dum day, [F] hi, hi, [G] hi-ya.
[C] Hi, hi, diddy dum day, [F] hi, [G] hi, hi-ya.
[C] There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, [F] she had so many kids [G] she didn't know what to [C] do.
Now people like her make me [F] grunt, you'd have thought by now [G] she'd have stitched up her.
[C] Right now it's time for me to [F] go, I've got to [G] mend my overflow.
[C] Sorry, I didn't know you was having a pee.
[F] Where you going?
[G] Wait for me!
_ [C] _ [Eb] _ [Cm] _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _
[C] Right now I'm feeling sexy, [Dm] gotta sing [G] a dirty [C] song tonight.
_ _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _
[C] Some of them you won't know, [F] then I think [G] _
[C] there's some you might.
_ [F] Aha, [G] this is it!
[C] A little Miss Muffet sat on the tuff, [Dm] her knickers all tattered [G] and torn.
[C] It wasn't a spider [Em] who sat down beside her, [Dm] was little boy Blue with [G] the Orange, sing a song [C] now.
Hi-hi-diddy-dum-day, [F] hi-hi [G]-hi-ya.
[C] Hi-hi-diddy-dum-day, [F] hi-hi [G]-hi-ya.
[C] Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard [Dm] to get the poor doggie a [G] phone.
But [C] when she bent down the dog came around and [F] he gave her a phone of [G] his own.
[C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ [G] _ _
[C] Simple Simon, Indian boy, [Dm] comes on like a [G] tiger.
He [C] doesn't like it in this town, but [F] he likes it up the [G] Khyber.
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _
[C] She excreted, he had a dog and the [F] dog's name was [G] Daniel.
If you [C] saw the dog in action, [Dm] you'd know why he's a cock-ass [G] Spaniel.
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ [G] Big Nine!
[C] Holly Flinders sat on the cinders [F] warming her pretty little [G] feet.
[Em] A spark [C] shocked out and she gave out a shout, [F] gossip burnt her on her country [G] seat.
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [G]
Big Ten!
[Em] Two [C] old ladies standing by the dock, [F] one put her hand [G] up the other one's crock.
[C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [G]
Wet Dream!
[C] Every night I go to sleep, [F] I have a little [G] wet dream.
[C] Every night I go to sleep, [F] the woman shouts [G] and screams.
[C] I lie down girl and I push it up, I tell [Dm] you I lie down and [G] I will.
_ [C] Every night I go to bed, [Dm] the women have [G] a thrill called blimey.
Hi, [C] hi, diddy dum day, [F] hi, hi, [G] hi-ya.
[C] Hi, hi, diddy dum day, [F] hi, hi, [G] hi-ya.
[C] A boy blue stood on the burning dock, [F] waving and shaking [G] his big hairy.
[C] Hi, hi, diddy dum day, [F] hi, hi, [G] hi-ya.
[C] Hi, hi, diddy dum day, [F] hi, [G] hi, hi-ya.
[C] There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, [F] she had so many kids [G] she didn't know what to [C] do.
Now people like her make me [F] grunt, you'd have thought by now [G] she'd have stitched up her.
[C] Right now it's time for me to [F] go, I've got to [G] mend my overflow.
[C] Sorry, I didn't know you was having a pee.
[F] Where you going?
[G] Wait for me!
_ [C] _ [Eb] _ [Cm] _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
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