Chords for Judge Dread - Rudeness Train

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_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ Rudney's train!
_ _ _ [Dm] Aye! _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] Tell your sister to come down quick, and she can have a sucker back [Dm] on the Rudney's train.
_ _ _ _ _ [F] Aye! _
_ _ _ _ _ [Dm] Oh! _
_ _ _ _ [F] I gave her one in the corridor, and after that she wanted [Dm] more on the Rudney's train.
_ _ Move your arse, brother!
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_ Aye!
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_ _ _ _ [F] Move along, sister, if you could, for you are standing on my [D] wood on the Rudney's train.
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_ _ _ _ _ [F] Oh! _
_ _ _ _ _ Rudney's [Dm] train!
_ _ _ _ Show your ticket to the departure cars, and I'll look up and tell it's Mars on the Rudney's train.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] Aye!
_ _ _ _ _ [Dm] Oh! Oh! _
_ _ _ _ [F] I had a girl the other night, she [Dm] wasn't loose, but she wasn't tight on the Rudney's [D] train.
_ _ _ _ _ [F] Oh! _
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ Aights! _
_ _ _ _ [F] Whether you're small or whether you're large, whether you're soft or whether you're [D] hard, it's the Rudney's train.
_ _ _ _ _ [F] Aye! _
_ _ _ Aye, [Dm] I feel it! _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] Mary had a little pig, she also had a bear.
[Dm] I've never seen a little pig, but I've often had a bear.
[F] On the Rudney's train!
_ _ _ _ _ [Dm] Aye!
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_ _ _ _ [F] On the Rudney's train!
_ _ _ _ _ [Dm] Aye! _
_ _ _ _ [F] A boy who stood on the Burnley's dock, waving and shaking his big hairy_
[Dm] On the Rudney's train!
_ _ _ _ _ [F] Aye! Slow down!
_ _ [Dm] Slow down, [D] brother!
You're going too fast!
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_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ Oh!
[C]
I'm going to finish [N] this fast! _ _ _ _ _
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