Chords for Judy Garland Stereo - Could You Use Me - Mickey Rooney - Girl Crazy 1943

[Em] You are the most precocious, overconfident, spoiled [Am] young man I've ever had the misfortune to meet.
I think you're cute too.
[G] And as an added attraction, you're a quitter.
Well, you've been eating strawberry ice cream with a silver spoon in a nice, fat college for such a long time
that the minute you get out here amongst [Am] plain people, you run for cover.
Now, [Bm] now, wait a minute.
Now it's my turn.
Did anyone [G] ever tell you that you've got a face like a two-week vacation?
With pay.
[D] Did anyone ever tell you that you've got a nose cute [G] enough to write a song about?
Did anyone ever tell you that when a girl like you starts talking about a fella like me,
[Am] it means only one [G] thing, that you're falling madly in [C] love with it?
Did anyone ever tell you that a fella in my state of mind is apt to [Cm] kiss a girl in your state of mind?
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[Db] I dare you.
You what?
[Eb] I double dare you.
Double?
[A] _ _ [Em] You did it.
I did?
Why, it's [D] funny.
I didn't even notice.
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[Gb] _ Have some pity [Db] on an Easterner.
[Gb] Show a [Eb] little sympathy.
_ [Bm] No one possibly [Gb] could be sterner [Db] than you have been [Gb] with me.
Oh, there's a job [Db] that I'm applying [Gb] for.
Let me put it to you [Eb] thus. _
[Bm] It's a partnership [Ebm] I'm dying for.
Mr.
[Db] and Mrs.
[Ebm] Us.
Now [Ab] before you [Bb] file it on [Db] the shelf, let me [C] tell you of [Em] myself.
_ [Db] _ _ _ Oh, I'm the chappy to make you happy.
[Gb] I'll tie your shoesies [Eb] and chase your [Db] bluesies.
Oh, lady, would you?
Oh, lady, could you use me?
_ _ Now I'd shake the mat out and put the cat [Gb] out.
I'd clean the garret [Ab] and feed the parrot.
[Eb] Oh, lady, would [Bbm] you?
Oh, tell me, could you use me?
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[Gb] Do you [Dbm] realize what a [Eb] good man [Abm] you're getting [Gb] in me?
[Ebm] I'm no Elker, Mason, [Eb] or woodman [Ab] who gets home [Eb] at three.
[Db] The girls who see me grow soft and dreamy, but [Gb] I'm a gander [Ebm] who won't blander.
[F] Oh, could you [Db] use me?
[Abm] Cause I certainly [Gb] could [Db] use [Gb] you.
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_ [Db] There's a chap I know [Ab] in Mexico _ [Db]
who's as strong as [Bb] he can [Ebm] be.
[Eb] Eating nails and [Db] drinking [Bbm] Texaco, he [Ab] is the type for me.
_ _ [Db] There [Ab] is one in California _ more romantic [F] far than you.
_ [Eb] When he [Db] sings hot shot, shot, [Bbm] shorty, [Ebm] I often [Db] think he'll do.
_ [Eb] But as for you, [Ab] sir, I'm afraid [Db] you will [Cm] never _ [G] make [Eb] [Gb] the [Ab] grade.
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For you're no cowboy, you're soft and [Db] howl, boy, I feel no muscle.
It's fit for tussle, I [Fm] must refuse you.
I cannot use you.
Excuse me.
_ [Bbm] _ _ [Db] No nightlife for you, the birds would bore you, the cows won't know you, a horse would throw [Eb] you.
You silly [Fm] man, you, to ask me, [Ab] can you use me?
[Db] _ _ [Fm] _ Though at love you [Bb] may be a wizard, [Ebm] I'm [Ab] wanting to know, _
[Abm] could you warm me up [Bb] in a blizzard, [Eb] say, forty [Ebm] below?
Your [Db] thighs are freakish, [Ab] your knees are [Db] weakish, you're not a sender, you [Bb] elbow bender.
[Eb] Though you could [Fm] use me, [Ebm] I most certainly [Ab] can't [Db] use you.
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