Chords for Junior Sisk & Ramblers Choice - I'll Whip You With an Old Bicycle Chain
Tempo:
126.5 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
D
Dm
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G] I really haven't worked out exactly what to say about this song, but it's meant to be humorous and humorous only.
We're not
supporting any type of abuse.
[Dm]
And if you listen close, it never happens.
It's only a threat.
It's one called
I'll Whip You With an Old Bicycle [D] Chain.
[G]
[C] [D]
[G]
It's never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
[G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
[G] And [Dm] don't come back [C] messing around here.
[G] I'll Whip You With an [A] Old [G] Bicycle Chain.
You mostly [C] leave the car unempty.
[G] Your clothes are always in the [D] dryer.
[Gm] You drink the last [C] cup of coffee.
[G] And you won't let me rest another time.
It's never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
[G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
[G] And don't come [Dm] back [C] messing around here.
[G] I'll Whip You With an Old Bicycle Chain.
[A] [G]
[C] [G]
[Dm] [G]
[C] [G]
[D] [G]
You [A] trashed my [G] trailer [C] last Sunday.
[G] While I was at church [D] singing hymns.
[G] I've had enough [C] of your bad ways.
So [G] hold this [Dm] angry [G] thing and swim.
It's never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
[G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
[G] And don't come back [C] messing around here.
[G] I'll Whip You With an Old Bicycle Chain.
[C]
[Dm] [D]
[G] [C]
[G] [D] [E]
[G] I saw you hide that [C] piece of pizza.
[G] And you heard me coming [Dm] down the hall.
[G] And though you've been faking [C] your headaches.
[G] Bet you're the [D] one who broke my [G] morning call.
It's never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
[G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
[G] And don't [Dm] come back [C] messing around here.
[G] I'll Whip You [D] With an Old [G] Bicycle Chain.
[C] [Dm]
[D] [G]
[C] [G]
[Dm] [G]
It's never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
[G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
[G] And don't come [Dm] back [C] messing around here.
[G] I'll Whip You [D] With an Old [G] Bicycle [Dm] Chain.
[C] [G]
[N]
We're not
supporting any type of abuse.
[Dm]
And if you listen close, it never happens.
It's only a threat.
It's one called
I'll Whip You With an Old Bicycle [D] Chain.
[G]
[C] [D]
[G]
It's never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
[G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
[G] And [Dm] don't come back [C] messing around here.
[G] I'll Whip You With an [A] Old [G] Bicycle Chain.
You mostly [C] leave the car unempty.
[G] Your clothes are always in the [D] dryer.
[Gm] You drink the last [C] cup of coffee.
[G] And you won't let me rest another time.
It's never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
[G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
[G] And don't come [Dm] back [C] messing around here.
[G] I'll Whip You With an Old Bicycle Chain.
[A] [G]
[C] [G]
[Dm] [G]
[C] [G]
[D] [G]
You [A] trashed my [G] trailer [C] last Sunday.
[G] While I was at church [D] singing hymns.
[G] I've had enough [C] of your bad ways.
So [G] hold this [Dm] angry [G] thing and swim.
It's never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
[G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
[G] And don't come back [C] messing around here.
[G] I'll Whip You With an Old Bicycle Chain.
[C]
[Dm] [D]
[G] [C]
[G] [D] [E]
[G] I saw you hide that [C] piece of pizza.
[G] And you heard me coming [Dm] down the hall.
[G] And though you've been faking [C] your headaches.
[G] Bet you're the [D] one who broke my [G] morning call.
It's never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
[G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
[G] And don't [Dm] come back [C] messing around here.
[G] I'll Whip You [D] With an Old [G] Bicycle Chain.
[C] [Dm]
[D] [G]
[C] [G]
[Dm] [G]
It's never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
[G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
[G] And don't come [Dm] back [C] messing around here.
[G] I'll Whip You [D] With an Old [G] Bicycle [Dm] Chain.
[C] [G]
[N]
Key:
G
C
D
Dm
A
G
C
D
[G] I really haven't worked out exactly what to say about this song, but it's meant to be humorous and humorous only.
We're not
supporting any type of abuse.
_ _ _ [Dm]
And if you listen close, it never happens.
It's only a threat.
It's one called
I'll Whip You With an Old Bicycle [D] Chain.
[G] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
It's _ never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
_ [G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
_ [G] And [Dm] don't come back [C] messing around here.
_ [G] I'll Whip You With an [A] Old [G] Bicycle Chain.
_ _ _ _ _ You mostly [C] leave the car unempty.
[G] Your clothes are always in the [D] dryer.
_ [Gm] You drink the last [C] cup of coffee.
_ [G] And you won't let me rest another time.
_ It's never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
_ [G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
_ [G] And don't come [Dm] back [C] messing around here.
[G] I'll Whip You With an Old Bicycle Chain.
[A] _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ You [A] trashed my [G] trailer [C] last Sunday.
_ [G] While I was at church [D] singing hymns.
_ [G] I've had enough [C] of your bad ways.
So [G] hold this [Dm] angry [G] thing and swim.
_ _ It's never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
_ [G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
_ [G] And don't come back [C] messing around here.
[G] I'll Whip You With an Old Bicycle Chain.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] I saw you hide that [C] piece of pizza.
_ [G] And you heard me coming [Dm] down the hall.
[G] And though you've been faking [C] your headaches.
[G] Bet you're the [D] one who broke my [G] morning call.
_ It's never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
_ [G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
_ [G] And don't [Dm] come back [C] messing around here.
[G] I'll Whip You [D] With an Old [G] Bicycle Chain. _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ It's never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
_ [G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
_ [G] And don't come [Dm] back [C] messing around here.
_ [G] I'll Whip You [D] With an Old [G] Bicycle [Dm] Chain.
[C] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
We're not
supporting any type of abuse.
_ _ _ [Dm]
And if you listen close, it never happens.
It's only a threat.
It's one called
I'll Whip You With an Old Bicycle [D] Chain.
[G] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
It's _ never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
_ [G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
_ [G] And [Dm] don't come back [C] messing around here.
_ [G] I'll Whip You With an [A] Old [G] Bicycle Chain.
_ _ _ _ _ You mostly [C] leave the car unempty.
[G] Your clothes are always in the [D] dryer.
_ [Gm] You drink the last [C] cup of coffee.
_ [G] And you won't let me rest another time.
_ It's never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
_ [G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
_ [G] And don't come [Dm] back [C] messing around here.
[G] I'll Whip You With an Old Bicycle Chain.
[A] _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ You [A] trashed my [G] trailer [C] last Sunday.
_ [G] While I was at church [D] singing hymns.
_ [G] I've had enough [C] of your bad ways.
So [G] hold this [Dm] angry [G] thing and swim.
_ _ It's never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
_ [G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
_ [G] And don't come back [C] messing around here.
[G] I'll Whip You With an Old Bicycle Chain.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] I saw you hide that [C] piece of pizza.
_ [G] And you heard me coming [Dm] down the hall.
[G] And though you've been faking [C] your headaches.
[G] Bet you're the [D] one who broke my [G] morning call.
_ It's never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
_ [G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
_ [G] And don't [Dm] come back [C] messing around here.
[G] I'll Whip You [D] With an Old [G] Bicycle Chain. _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ It's never too late to [C] change your ways, dear.
_ [G] Face your mistakes and [D] take the blame.
_ [G] And don't come [Dm] back [C] messing around here.
_ [G] I'll Whip You [D] With an Old [G] Bicycle [Dm] Chain.
[C] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _