Chords for Ken Dodd and The Diddymen - Where's Me Shirt?

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_ _ _ _ _ Well it all began in the year of one, when Adam was the first man.
And a girl called Eve, so we [G] believe was meant to be his woman.
[F] She led him up the garden [C] of Eden, by a tree.
Then she offered him her apple.
And he [D] cried out [G] suddenly, _ _ _
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That's my shirt!
_ _ That's my shirt!
[F] She _ was a without [C] me shirt _ _
_ [G] I've got [F] me tickling tackle
[C] And me nicky knocky noose
But I [A] must confess
I feel [G] undressed like this in front of you _ _
Bye _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Take me shirt
[G] I can't find me shirt anywhere
Oh twenty-five past five
In the garden of Eden
And I can't find me shirt _
Can't you leave me in a garden with no shirt on like this
Look at all these creepy crawly things here
Oh look there's a serpent
Go away, go away you nasty old serpent
Go on, shoo, shoo
_ _ _ Since the days of old
We've all been told of men like Bonaparte
His great retreat and his first defeat
Was [D] the thing that broke [G] his heart
[F] He stood just outside Moscow
[C] And then made history
He stuck his hand inside [G] his coat
And [D] cried out _ bitterly _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ Where's me shirt?
_ Where's me shirt?
[C] [F] I can't go on like this without my shirt _
I've had my tickle tonic
And my [C] nicky knocky knee
But I just can't go through all this snow
Without [G] a shirt on me
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Where's me shirt?
Oh sacre bleu
Sacre flippin' bleu
Where's me shirt?
My Joe, think I've lost it
_ Ooh, ooh, this tent is now frosty
I don't know where the draft's coming from
But I know it's going to
_ _ _ Back in eighty-one in the midday sun
In Tombstone one September
Wyatt [G] Earp was due to go into a [D] gunfight He'd [G] remember
[F] The Clantons and the Clowry
Started [C] firing suddenly
As the gun smoke cleared and the town folk cheered
[D] Wyatt Earp said [G] quietly _ _
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Where's me [B] shirt?
[Fm] _ Where's me shirt?
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_ [F] I've lost me tickling, tackle, [C] nicky, knocky knee
But I feel a twerp me, Wyatt Earp
With [Abm] my shirt shot off of [C] me _ _
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_ Here, where's me shirt?
_ [G] Where's me gunfighting shirt?
Oh say, here comes the Indians
Here, be careful where you're shooting those arrows
Where's me shirt?
Where's me shirt?
Where's me [G] shirt?
Where's me shirt? _
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_ Where's me shirt?
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