Chords for Kevin Ayers - Fake Mexican Tourist Blues

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[C] Hey, mister, _ [F] don't you like icy stuff?
_ Her name [C] is Juanita, I [F] think you like to [A] eat her
_ [F] She's a little bit [C]
risky, _ drinking [F] always whiskey _
But she's [C] really a tiger, _ I think [F] you right inside her
Hey, _ [Bbm] _ _ _ [Am]
Juanita, yo te [C] quiero
_ _ Te quiero querida Juanita, mi [F] amor _
_ [C] Hey, mister, got [F] another [Am] sister
Her [C] name is Colores, [F] she likes pretty colores
_ _ _ [B]
[C] She's silly, _ _ _ [F] always chilly
But she's [C] very sexy, I think you're home in [F] her taxi
_ _ _ [Bb] Hey, [Am] _
Colores, [C] yo te quiero
_ _ Te quiero querida Colores, [F] mi amor _
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[Dm] _ [C] Hey, Juanita, _ _ [F] Juanita banana
Hey, _ _ [C] Juanita, _ _ [F] Juanita banana
_ _ [B] Hey, [C] Juanita, _ will you hold [F] my banana? _
I [C] like it now, _ I [F] told me mañana
_ _ [Bb] Ayayayay, hey, [Am]
Juanita, yo [C] te quiero
_ Te quiero querida Juanita, mi [F] amor
Hey, _ [C] brother, _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [C] she's only just 40
She's [F] especially naughty
_ She [C] knows a lot of tricks
_ [C] More than the younger [F] chicks _
And if you don't [C] like my mother
I got a very [F] nice brother
_ _ _ [Bb] Hey, _ [Am]
María, yo te [C] quiero
_ _ Te quiero querida María, [F] mi amor _
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