Kill The Director - The Wombats LYRICS! Chords
Tempo:
159.15 bpm
Chords used:
E
B
Ebm
Gb
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[E] [Eb]
[B] [Ebm]
[E] [Ebm]
[B] [Ebm]
[E] I've met someone that makes me feel [B] seasick Oh what a skill [Gb] to have, oh what a skill [E] to
have So many skills that make her [B] distinctive
But they're not [Gb] mine to have, no they're not mine
Whenever she looks I read the nearest [B] paper No I don't [Gb] care about the soaps, no I don't
care [E] about the soaps [B] Though I'm acting [Eb] like I'm in [Gb] any Stenders
[E] [Ebm] episode [B] If this is a wrong [Ebm] poem, kill the director
[E] [B]
If this is a wrong poem, kill the [E] director please
[Dbm] Carrots help the sea much better [B] in the dark Don't talk to girls, [Gb] they'll break your [E] heart
And this is my head, this [Ebm] is my [B] spout, and they work together
They [Gb] can't [E] figure anything out, so with the angst of a teenage [B] plant
Here's another song [Gb] about a gender I'll never [E] understand
[B] Here's another [Gb] song about a gender I'll never [E] understand
[Ebm]
[B] If this is a wrong poem, [Gb] kill the [E] director [B] If this is a wrong poem, kill the [E] director
If [Ebm]
[B] this is a wrong poem, kill the director [E] please
[B] [Db]
[B]
[E] This is [Eb] no Bridget [Ab] Jones This is [A] no Bridget, [E] Bridget
This is [Eb] no Bridget [Ab] Jones This is [A] no Bridget, [E] Bridget
This is [Ebm] no Bridget Jones [Abm] This is [A] no Bridget, [E] Bridget
This is [Eb] no Bridget Jones [Abm] This is [A] no Bridget, [E] Bridget
This is no [Ebm] Bridget Jones [Abm] This is no [A] Bridget, Bridget
[E] This is no [Ebm] Bridget [Abm] Jones This is no [A] Bridget, Bridget [E] Jones
[B] [Ebm]
[E] [Ebm]
[B] [Ebm]
[E] I've met someone that makes me feel [B] seasick Oh what a skill [Gb] to have, oh what a skill [E] to
have So many skills that make her [B] distinctive
But they're not [Gb] mine to have, no they're not mine
Whenever she looks I read the nearest [B] paper No I don't [Gb] care about the soaps, no I don't
care [E] about the soaps [B] Though I'm acting [Eb] like I'm in [Gb] any Stenders
[E] [Ebm] episode [B] If this is a wrong [Ebm] poem, kill the director
[E] [B]
If this is a wrong poem, kill the [E] director please
[Dbm] Carrots help the sea much better [B] in the dark Don't talk to girls, [Gb] they'll break your [E] heart
And this is my head, this [Ebm] is my [B] spout, and they work together
They [Gb] can't [E] figure anything out, so with the angst of a teenage [B] plant
Here's another song [Gb] about a gender I'll never [E] understand
[B] Here's another [Gb] song about a gender I'll never [E] understand
[Ebm]
[B] If this is a wrong poem, [Gb] kill the [E] director [B] If this is a wrong poem, kill the [E] director
If [Ebm]
[B] this is a wrong poem, kill the director [E] please
[B] [Db]
[B]
[E] This is [Eb] no Bridget [Ab] Jones This is [A] no Bridget, [E] Bridget
This is [Eb] no Bridget [Ab] Jones This is [A] no Bridget, [E] Bridget
This is [Ebm] no Bridget Jones [Abm] This is [A] no Bridget, [E] Bridget
This is [Eb] no Bridget Jones [Abm] This is [A] no Bridget, [E] Bridget
This is no [Ebm] Bridget Jones [Abm] This is no [A] Bridget, Bridget
[E] This is no [Ebm] Bridget [Abm] Jones This is no [A] Bridget, Bridget [E] Jones
Key:
E
B
Ebm
Gb
A
E
B
Ebm
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_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ebm] _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ _
_ [E] I've met someone that makes me feel [B] seasick Oh what a skill [Gb] to have, oh what a skill [E] to
have So many skills that make her [B] distinctive
But they're not [Gb] mine to have, no they're not mine
Whenever she looks I read the nearest [B] paper No I don't [Gb] care about the soaps, no I don't
care [E] about the soaps _ _ _ _ [B] Though I'm acting [Eb] like I'm in [Gb] any Stenders
_ [E] _ _ _ [Ebm] episode _ _ [B] If this is a wrong [Ebm] poem, kill the director
[E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
If this is a wrong poem, kill the [E] director _ please _ _ _ _
_ [Dbm] _ Carrots help the sea much better [B] in the dark Don't talk to girls, [Gb] they'll break your [E] heart
And this is my head, this [Ebm] is my [B] spout, and they work together
They [Gb] can't [E] figure anything out, so with the angst of a teenage [B] plant
Here's another song [Gb] about a gender I'll never [E] _ understand _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ Here's another [Gb] song about a gender I'll never [E] _ _ understand
[Ebm] _ _ _
[B] If this is a wrong poem, [Gb] kill the [E] director _ _ [B] If _ _ _ this is a wrong poem, kill the [E] director
_ If [Ebm] _ _ _
_ [B] this is a wrong poem, kill the director [E] _ please _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Db] _
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_ [E] _ This is [Eb] no Bridget [Ab] Jones This is [A] no Bridget, [E] Bridget
This is [Eb] no Bridget [Ab] Jones This is [A] no Bridget, [E] Bridget
This is [Ebm] no Bridget Jones [Abm] This is [A] no Bridget, [E] Bridget
This is [Eb] no Bridget Jones [Abm] This is [A] no Bridget, [E] Bridget
This is no [Ebm] Bridget Jones [Abm] This is no [A] Bridget, Bridget
[E] This is no [Ebm] _ Bridget [Abm] Jones This is no [A] _ Bridget, _ _ _ Bridget [E] Jones _ _
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_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ebm] _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ _
_ [E] I've met someone that makes me feel [B] seasick Oh what a skill [Gb] to have, oh what a skill [E] to
have So many skills that make her [B] distinctive
But they're not [Gb] mine to have, no they're not mine
Whenever she looks I read the nearest [B] paper No I don't [Gb] care about the soaps, no I don't
care [E] about the soaps _ _ _ _ [B] Though I'm acting [Eb] like I'm in [Gb] any Stenders
_ [E] _ _ _ [Ebm] episode _ _ [B] If this is a wrong [Ebm] poem, kill the director
[E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
If this is a wrong poem, kill the [E] director _ please _ _ _ _
_ [Dbm] _ Carrots help the sea much better [B] in the dark Don't talk to girls, [Gb] they'll break your [E] heart
And this is my head, this [Ebm] is my [B] spout, and they work together
They [Gb] can't [E] figure anything out, so with the angst of a teenage [B] plant
Here's another song [Gb] about a gender I'll never [E] _ understand _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ Here's another [Gb] song about a gender I'll never [E] _ _ understand
[Ebm] _ _ _
[B] If this is a wrong poem, [Gb] kill the [E] director _ _ [B] If _ _ _ this is a wrong poem, kill the [E] director
_ If [Ebm] _ _ _
_ [B] this is a wrong poem, kill the director [E] _ please _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Db] _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ This is [Eb] no Bridget [Ab] Jones This is [A] no Bridget, [E] Bridget
This is [Eb] no Bridget [Ab] Jones This is [A] no Bridget, [E] Bridget
This is [Ebm] no Bridget Jones [Abm] This is [A] no Bridget, [E] Bridget
This is [Eb] no Bridget Jones [Abm] This is [A] no Bridget, [E] Bridget
This is no [Ebm] Bridget Jones [Abm] This is no [A] Bridget, Bridget
[E] This is no [Ebm] _ Bridget [Abm] Jones This is no [A] _ Bridget, _ _ _ Bridget [E] Jones _ _
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