Chords for Kimya Dawson - Will You Be Me?

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_ _ I wonder [Bm] if you've ever seen [Em] the way the man in the lookout [C] house looks at me
[G] before he takes out his teeth [D] and asks me to [Em] sign the wall. _
_ [C] _ [G] And I sign his [D] wall with a heel of bread [Em] dipped in green Listerine
[C] and then I kiss him on the head [G] and leave through the [Bm] door and the floor
as he [Em] starts to fall [C] down dead.
[G] I've got a pocket full of [E] quarters and I'm headed for the woods
[Em] I'm gonna play Miss Pac [C]-Man in a puddle of mud.
[G] I'm not gonna [D] lose my shoes unless I [Em] start to cry. _
_ [C] _ [G] And the man in the [D] moon said I'm not left [Bm]-handed
and he did a swan [C] dive to the promised [G] land
while you were lost in [D] my Bob Hope [Em] diamond eyes. _
[C] _ _ _ [G] There's a scary topiary [Bm] to the left of the [Em] pool
the trail to the right [C] goes back to middle [G] school
I'm trying to read what [D] the flashing red [Em] letters say. _
_ [C] _ [G] They say love is common destiny [D] and so I run away
[Em] cause I can't make the grade [C] when I'm on [G] display.
Here comes the [D] man with the laminated [Em] plan for the Vince McMahon [C] Expressway.
[G] _ Will you be me, will [Bm] you be me?
Wear my clothes and drink [Em] my coffee, write my mommy.
Do [C] my homework, feed my [G] babies, fight my crazies.
Will you be me, will you be me?
[D] Wear my clothes and drink [Em] my coffee, write my mommy.
Do [C] my homework, feed my [G] babies, fight my crazies.
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My cat came back to life, [Bm] she turned into a [Em] skunk.
She kissed my dog [C] and he got drunk.
When [G] I tried to pet [Bm] her, she turned into a [Em] beam of light.
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[G] Pam and [D] Suzie were there, I [Em] said I miss you but they [C] didn't hear me.
[G] The ground started [D] bouncing so I jumped up [Em] trying to feel like an angel [C] flying.
Watch out for the [G] power lines, _ [D] _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ [Am] unless you wanna [G] die.
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