You Chords by Kind Of Like Spitting

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_ There's a place where everyone [Gb] can be happy.
[Db] It's the most beautiful place in the whole [Ab] fucking world
[Bbm] It's made of candy canes and [Gb] planes and bright red choo-choo trains [Db] and the meanest little boys
[Eb] Most innocent [F] little [Bbm] girls and you know, I wish that [Gb] I could go [Bbm] there.
It's a road that I have [Ab] not found
_ [Bbm] And I wish you the best [Gb] of luck dear
[Db] Drop a card or a [Eb] letter to my [F] side of town [Gb] cause there's no time for [F] fussing or fighting my [Gb] friend
But baby, I'm amazed at the hate [Fm] that you can [Bbm] send and get out _ _ _
pain in my entire [F] world _
_ _ [Bb] but I
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_ Don't have the [Bb] turpentine to clean what [Gb] you have solved
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And I won't forget [Bbm] it _
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_ [Bbm] There's a place where everyone [Gb] can be right
_ [Db] Even though we remain [Ab] determined to be opposed _
[Bbm] Admit requires no [Gb] complications
_ [Db] It's where everyone has been [Eb] and where [F] everybody goes.
[Bbm] So please try not to [Gb] be impatient
[Bbm] But we all hate [Ab] standing in line
_ [Bbm] And when the farm is good, [Gb] but you'll be there without a thought [Db] and eternity
My [Eb] friend is a long [F] fucking time [Gb] cuz there's no time for [F] fussing or fighting my friend
[Gb] But baby, I'm [F] amazed at the hate that you can send [Bbm] and you _ _ _ _ _
Pain in my entire [F] world, _ _ [Bbm] but I _
[Ab] _ don't have the [Bbm] turpentine to clean [Gb] what you have solved
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_ And I won't [Bbm] forget it
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