Chords for King Khan & BBQ Show - Animal Party

I need some fun to, you know, follow the conference.
[B] If you got a lot of retarded [G] family,
[Abm] handicapped children, handicapped parents,
_ I wonder if two dozen some people [Ab] have a baby,
if they would be a normal person or a non-human person.
What do you think?
Gav, there's none of the options! _
I'm not a fucking puppet, I play with the fuck I want.
Shit.
[Eb] I'm so mean to her.
Just [N] because she has glasses?
Why do you hate people who have glasses?
I know, I'm sorry but I hate you.
You have glasses, I fucking hate you, I'm sorry.
That's just eyes.
It's because he wears [Abm] contacts.
Contacts?
That's what everyone [Eb] should wear.
Understand?
_ _ [Gb] We're kidding.
[E] We're kidding, Bo Diddley wore glasses
and he was probably the coolest person in the world.
I think our sense of humor is really annoying.
Actually, we're dedicated to Bo [Abm] Diddley.
And sorry, _ I never talk to people in my family
so [E] I think we're allowed to make fun of each other.
[Ebm] Right?
[Eb] Like my cousin?
No, I don't know.
[Abm] _
_ _ _ _ It's nothing, Bo-esque.
[B] Okay, here we go, Animal Party.
So this song, if you want to make [Db] animal noises,
if you want to honk, just get all crazy.
[F] That's what it's all about.
[B] Animal Party, right?
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[Bbm] You see what's up.
I love this.
Oh, shit, get out!
_ _ Get out of here! _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Leave me [Ebm] alone!
Leave me alone!
[Bb] _ _ Goddamn it! _
[Bbm] I'm gonna rock you.
_ _ _ Bye.
I'm sorry that's the way it is.
_ I love [Gb] you.
I'm gonna throw a [Db] rock at _ [F] _ _ [Gb] _
the top.
[Bbm] _ [B] I'm gonna get a whole bunch of [Gb] people.
I'm gonna get a whole bunch [Bbm] _ _ [B] _ [Gb] of people.
I'm gonna get a whole bunch [Bbm] of people.
I'm gonna get a whole bunch of people.
I'm gonna get [Abm] a whole bunch of people.
I'm gonna get a whole bunch of [Gb] people.
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