Chords for King Lazy Eye, "Ha Ha" and "Pretty Okay", // GemsOnVHS™

I used to be a really bad alcoholic. _ _
I would just get in trouble.
I had to redefine my relationship with alcohol. _
_ I spent some considerable jail time, county jails and stuff.
But now you got stuff going on, so that must make it easier.
That and my son's getting older and he's seen me get arrested.
He's only three and he's seen me get arrested like three times.
Yeah.
I don't want_
I always said I'd never _ be like my dad and shit.
I was sitting in a jail cell and I was just like,
I'm repeating the same fucking cycle that he was doing.
I was like, this is the one thing I said I was not going to do.
_ [C#m] He's [A] everything to me, man.
He's all for [F#] you.
Yeah. _
[C#m] _ _ [G#m] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ I [F#m] think I might just [A] stop stopping at red [E] lights. _
[F#m] I've done the math.
It's faster to [A] make toast in [B] the bath.
[F#m] Pull a gun on a [C#m] cop.
Your bullets drop where my breathing [B] stops.
Guarding [F#m] hooks of [C#m] garage.
[A] Exhaust pipe, breathing _ exercise.
Tell [B] a joke behind a cigarette.
[B] _ Ha [F#] ha, are you laughing yet?
Tell a [B] joke behind a cigarette.
[E] _ _ [C#] Ha ha, are you laughing yet?
Ha ha, are you laughing yet?
Ha ha, are you laughing [A] _
yet?
_ Chair _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [F#m] _
dance, extension [C#m] cord.
Ceiling [A] fan, swing some [E] more.
Plane [F#m] ride, what a [C#m] view.
_ [A] Skydive without a parachute.
[B] _
[C#] Guarding hooks of garage.
Exhaust [A] pipe, breathing exercise.
[B] _ I think [C#m] I might just [F#] stop stopping at red lights.
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ _
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Tell a [B] joke behind a [E] cigarette. _
Ha [C#] ha, are you laughing [A] yet?
Tell a [B] joke behind a [E] cigarette.
_ Ha [C#] ha, are you [E] laughing yet?
Ha ha, [F#] are you laughing _ yet? _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] Cool, man. _ _ _
[F#] Hey, you know your [C#m] pants have zippers on the bottom?
I do.
I do.
_ That's all on my thing is.
Ha ha ha.
_ [G#] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ That's _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ _ [D#] a cool sound.
[D#] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [B] Pretty okay. _
_ Pretty okay. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G#m] _ _ _
_ _ [G#] _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _
_ _ [C#] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G#m] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G#] _ [B] And I've become _ pretty okay. _ _
In never being [G#m] okay.
_ [G#] _
I never [E] really was anyway. _
_ [B] And I've become _ pretty _ okay.
_ _ In never being [G#m] okay. _ _ _ _
I never [E] really was anyway. _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ There's an old me I killed.
I buried him out in the field.
South [E] of Nashville. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ We're both broke as shit.
Now I'm landing here.
I remember how to _ [E] counterfeit.
Dollar bills so we can pay these bills.
I'll never ever forget just how it [B] feels.
_ To be by your side.
I'm two weeks sober, but I've never been so [E] goddamn _ high. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
It's [B] serotonin. _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] And _ _ _ _ oxytocin.
[B] _ _ _ _ _ And love is a drug [E] and we love [G#m] _ _
overdoses.
[C#] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ I said love [B] is a [G#m] drug and we love _ _ overdoses.
_ [C#] _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] And I've [E] become _ pretty [C#] okay.
_ _ In never [G#m] being okay. _ _ _
I [E] never really was anyway.
[C#] _ _
_ [B] And I've _ [E] become pretty [G#] _ okay.
_ _ [E] In never [B] being okay.
_ _ [G#m] _ I never [E] really was _ anyway.
_ _ _ _ _ [G#m] _ _ _
So, _ _ _ I think [D#] you're pretty _ [E] cool.
_ _ _ I think that's _ you. _ _
I [D#] love your neck tattoo.
[E] _ _ _
_ _ _ And your green, [G#m] green eyes.
_ _ _ _ Just like _ mine. _ _ _ _
We can die [G#m] if you lie. _
_ _ _ [D#] Overdose in [E] the night.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] And _ I've become _ _ pretty [F#] _ okay. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[N] _ _ That one was solid, I think.
All right, cool.
Back out back or?
Okay. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Which counties do you have knocked off your bucket list for getting arrested in?
I've been in Davidson County, Williamson County, Murray County, and Giles County.
So, I'm just trying to do like the tour all the way down. _
You got all four knocked off.
Yeah, I skipped Lawrence County.
I think I'm just going to go straight to _ Lauderdale County, Alabama.
So, I don't know.
I'm trying to go internet.
I knew I had a problem when I was going into jail.
Hey, man, what's up?
And I'm like, hey.
Man, I haven't seen you since last time I was here.
Remember me?
Remember me?
_ _ Yeah.
My probation officer is a pretty cool guy. _ _
Rob, he's a good dude, really.
I never thought I'd be grateful for my probation officer.
Shout out, Rob.
He's pretty dope.
Yeah, shout out to Rob.
Coolest PO in the biz.
Yeah, it's good to get a good one.
Yeah, yeah, for sure. _ _