Chords for King Leer

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[D] _ _ [C] _ _ [F#] _ [G] _ [C] _ [Em] _
[G] _ _ [B] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _
[Am] _ [Dm] Poor boyfriend, he [G] went down on one knee.
[C] What could it be?
[G] He's only [F] got one knee.
[Dm] I tried to surprise her [G] with vodka or [C] tizer.
I cannot [F] remember.
[Am] But you didn't thank me.
You didn't even [B] thank [G] _
me.
Never [C] do. _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ [E] _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [F] _ _ [D] _ [Am] _ _ _
_ [Dm] Poor boyfriend, he [G] has the gift of the cat.
[C] Oh, what could it be?
The [Am] gift of the crab.
[Dm] I tried to surprise her.
[G] I laid [Dm] down.
[D#] It's a [C] dream that nothing happened.
[Am] And you didn't phone me.
[F] You didn't even [G] phone me.
Because it's not [C] his style. _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ [Am] _ _ Stop. _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [C] _ [G] _
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_ [Dm] Your boyfriend, he has [G] displayed to me
[C] more than just that.
[Am] Real into cruelty.
[Dm] I tried to surprise her.
[G] I crept up behind her.
[C] With a homeless chihuahua.
[Am] You cooed for an hour.
[F] You handed him back.
And you [G] said you'll never guess.
[C] Our birthday. _ _ _ _
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_ _ [C] _ _ _ [F#] _ [E] _ _
_ [N] _ Thank you. _ _ _
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