King of Suede Chords by Weird Al Yankovic

[B] _ [A] _ _ [B] _ _ [A] _ _ [Bm] _
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_ [A] _ _ [B] _ _ [A] _ [B] There's a sale on our gabardine suits today _
_ [A] _ _ [B] _ _ [A] _ [G] They're all [A] 30% [G] off from [D] yesterday _ _
[F#m] _ There's [G] _ _ [Em] _ _ [B]
4-trell [A] polyester, [B] leather, [A] wool, and [B]
tweed
[A] _ _ [B] Just [A] _ _ [G]
a Visa [A] or [G] Mastercard is all [A] you _ [F#m]
need _ [G] We _ [Em] _ _ [D]
got [A] every color, [D] we got every shade
We're located [A] next door to [D] Willy's [G] Fun Arcade [D] We got [A] every fabric [D] that was ever made
But I'm known [A] in this city [D] as the [G] King of Suede
_ _ _ [F#m] _ We got [Bm] portly [A] and regular and extra [Bm] long Is what size okay?
[A] _ _ We got tailors who fix it if it comes out wrong
[D] Is what size [G] okay?
_ _ [F#m] We got all kinds of [B] sweatshirts you can [A] take your pick
Is what [Bm] size okay?
[A] _ With the collars ripped up like in that flash Netflix
[D] Is what size [G] okay?
_ [D] Our prices are low, my staff is [G] underpaid You can [D] buy off the rat or have it custom [G] made
And it's [D] all guaranteed, we'll never shrink [G] or fade
Because of [D] my reputation as the King [G] of _ Suede _
_ If [A] you need a tuxedo for your junior _ prom
Is what [Bm] size okay?
[A] _ _ We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan
_ [D] _ [F#m] _ [G] _ _
_ _ [Bm] We got [F#m] jackets with patches [E] on the [A] elbows _ too
Is what [Bm] size okay?
[A] _ _ And we'll sell them all factory direct to [D] you
Is what [F#m] [G] size okay?
_ _ [D] Well I never made it past the second [G] grade
[D] It took all of my life for me to learn [G] this trade
[D] But my friends are all thinking that I got [G] it made
[D] Because I'm known the world over as the King [G] of [A] Suede
There's a 241 sale on [G] our 3-piece [A] suits
Check [F#m] out our suede pajamas [G] and our sweat [A] covered boots
You can try on our suede [G] underwear if [A] you choose
Do what you want but don't step [D] on my blue suede shoes _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
[A] _ King of Suede _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ [F#m] _ [G] _ _
_ _ [Bm] Don't miss out on our giant liquidation _ sale
Is what size okay?
_ _ [A] Look for our [Bm] color catalog in next week's mail
Is what size okay?
_ _ There's a sale on our double knit [F#] slacks today
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_ _ It's the same old sale as yesterday
_ [Bm] 30 _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ [D] years in the same location I [G] have stayed
[D] There I am right next door who really spun [G] our cake
I [D] got no _ competition but I'm not [G] afraid
[D] Cause it's my destiny to be the King [G] of Suede
_ [D] _ _ King _ [G] _ [D] of Suede _ _ _
_ [G] King of [D] Suede _ _ _
_ [G] King of [D] Suede _ _ _
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