Chords for Kinky Friedman - Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis - Live at McCabe's

[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ Well, I got a Christmas card folks, and [Bb] I'm kind of an intimate crowd and [G] I'd like to share [C] it with you. _ _
It's a
_ _ [D] Christmas card from a [Bb] hooker _ _ in Minneapolis. _
[F] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ Hey Kinky, [A] I'm pregnant _ _ and _
_ _ [Bb] living on 9th Street _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ right above a dirty [A] bookstore _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] on Euclid Avenue. _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ And I stopped [A] taking dope _ _ _ [Bb] and _ I quit drinking whiskey. _
_ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ [F] And my old man plays the trombone.
[Bb] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] Works out of the track.
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _
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He says that he [A] loves me _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ though it's not his baby.
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
He says that he'll [A] raise him up _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ like he was his own son.
_ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] He gave me a ring
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ that was worn by his [Eb] mother. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bb] He takes me out dancing
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ every Saturday night. _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ Hey Kinky, I think [A] about you
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ every time I pass a filling station. _
_ _ [F] _ _ A count of all [A] the grease
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _
you used to wear in your hair. _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D]
Still have that [A] record. _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ Little Anthony and the [G] _
[Eb] Imperials.
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _
[Bbm] Someone stole my record [Bb] player. _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ How do you like that?
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _
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Hey Kinky, I [A] almost went crazy
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ after Mario got busted.
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _
I went back to Omaha
[A] _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ to live with my folks.
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ Everyone I used [A] to know
_ _ [Dm] _ _ was either dead or [Eb] in prison. _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ So I came back to Minneapolis.
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ This time I think
_ _ I'm gonna stay.
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ Hey Kinky, [B] I think I'm [A] happy
_ _ _ [Bb] _
for the first time since my accident.
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
I wish I [A] had all the money _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ we used to spend on dope.
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ I'd buy [A] me a used car lot.
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ Wouldn't sell [Eb] any of them.
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _
I'd just drive a different car every day.
[C] _ _ _ _ _
Depending on how I feel.
_ [F] _ _
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_ _ _ Hey Kinky, for [A]
Christ's sakes
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _
if you want to know the truth of it _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ I don't [A] have a husband.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ [Bbm] He don't play the trombone.
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] And I need to borrow money
[Dm] _ _
_ _ _ to pay [Bb] [Eb] this lawyer.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ And [B] Kinky, [Gm] hey _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ I'll be eligible for parole
_ [C] _ come _ _ _ _ Valentine's Day. _
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